have you ever heard of the Wow Wow Wibble Wobble Wozzy Woodle Woo?
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I grew up with that movie, and I'm pretty sure it fundamentally influenced the person I grew into.
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have you ever heard of the Wow Wow Wibble Wobble Wozzy Woodle Woo?
yes
no
I grew up with that movie, and I'm pretty sure it fundamentally influenced the person I grew into.
Provided to YouTube by The Orchard EnterprisesFriends with a Song · Tim NoahIn Search of the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Wazzie Woodle Woo!℗ 1983 Noazart Records /...
This was one of my favorite films growing up. Tim was local, so I even got to meet him once. I’m sure there are still pics hidden somewhere in my Dad’s house of me as a poof, permed ‘80s dork.
I hadn’t even thought about it since I was about twelve when this song showed up in a dream a few years back. Lyrics, voice, the whole nine yards. I knew who it was and where it was from and woke up damn near crying from the nostalgia to the gut.
Fortunately the ‘net had my back....and the .mp3 album.
(Fun Fact: My Dad’s name is Melvin. Also Fun Fact: He still has the “Musty Moldy Melvin” shirt we found in a local shop back in the ‘80s)
So, the set of the new Old Spice commercials was reminding me of this thing I watched as a kid, but I couldn't really remember the name of it. Long story short, a quick search of vaguely similar syllables brought me to exactly what I wanted, which was 1985's In Search of the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Wazzie Woodle Woo. I think a lot of you might have been too young for this, but if you watch it I'll probably make more sense as a human being.
Also, the whole thing is on YouTube! It's like Christmas! 80s Christmas! BRB. Watching this. And then The Dark Crystal. And then Don't Eat the Pictures. Gosh but the 80s were weird.
Joyce Maynard, she’s entitled
Over at the New Republic, Tim Noah has a bit of fun with Joyce Maynard’s breathless account (for the New York Times) of the quasi-countless benefits this fifty-something gal has derived from her brand-new $800 haircut: “It’s only hair, of course,” Joycie tells us. “Still, two weeks later, I observed in myself a marked elevation in energy, optimism, ambition and confidence. Last week, I set about learning to perform a cartwheel and tackled my first soufflé. Three nights ago, I scored six points in a basketball game. Tonight I go line dancing. As for any possible links between sexuality and hair, I will simply say, a good haircut can definitely put a person in the mood for showing it off.” It’s a little funny that it takes Joycie two fucking pages to tell us about her ab-fab do, and perhaps a little more funny that the NYT illustrates the article not with a photo of Maynard but rather the cut’s inspiration, a 2002 glamour shot of Wynona Ryder, but when Tim sneers at Joycie for being “onetime amuse-bouche to J.D. Salinger” I feel I have to put my foot down. It’s true that Joyce has been ticking people off for a long time, ever since the early seventies, when, at the tender age of 18, she published a “talkin’ ‘bout my generation” piece for the New York Times Sunday Magazine,* complete with her picture on the cover, thus giving about one million unpublished self-hating neurotics a severe case of spiritual heartburn. One writer who wasn’t so affected was notorious recluse J.D. Salinger, who propositioned Joycie, who promptly accepted. Tacky, you say? Maybe so, or maybe no, but listen to this: While Joyce was staying with J.D., he made her listen to Tommy Dorsey records!† I’m sorry, but the girl has suffered, and attention must be paid. So lay off, Tim! She’s paid her dues!
*Back in the day, the NYT Sunday mag was one of the fattest and most profitable magazines in the country. I don’t know why Sunday newspaper mags were so popular then, nor why they aren’t now, but those are the facts. †In The Catcher in the Rye, Holden makes reference to a classmate who could whistle the trumpet solo from “Song of India,” which was a big hit for the Dorsey band. Salinger doesn't make Holden say what Salinger surely knew, that it was Bunny Berigan on trumpet—a character shouldn't know as much as his creator.
"The United States is no longer exceptional in the mobility it provides." -Tim Noah. We talk to him about American exceptionalism, upward mobility, and the American Dream. Did Reagan ruin the American Dream?
Youtubing Tim Noah and remembering my childhood. Back later.