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[timtamtimb]

As a fuck you to the shitshow that is TUA s4, I wrote an alternate ending. I would write a complete rewrite, but I don't have the brain power to do that right now. So, have this instead-

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

It was unnatural, how fast they all took to each other. Most of them were strangers. None of them looked like they belonged in each other's worlds. But the voice in his mind finally settled. The storm in his heart now calm. As the boy watched these six people around him, he finally felt whole. On the 21st of March, 2019, the boy finally found his way back to his family.

[pumpkinpietimb]

Get ready folks, I have gained ☆~inspiration~☆

[thatoneao3writer]

Teen Titans AU stuff because people seem to like it ><

Bad saw Sapnap flirting with Quackity during one of their fights and had a word or two with his kid afterwards.

“What are you doing young man? Do you want to break two hearts at once? be ashamed of yourself!”

Sapnap had to bite the inside of his cheeks in an attempt to not laugh out loud because Bad was getting mad for him ‘cheating’ on his boyfriends with... his boyfriend. lmao

No one has asked, but Foolish is Shazam XD

And Hannah is Poison Ivy. (I didn’t want to make her a villain, but come onnnn you can’t tell me it doesn’t make sense??)

Fundy and Wilbur were like father and son (duhhh) before Wilbur became a villain. The hero would frequently visit Fundy in the lab whenever he had time.

Fundy was the one to accidentally leaked the government files about the things that made Will snap. Phil and Techno blames him for that. 

It wasn’t really his fault, Wilbur was just snoopy and he forgot to change his password when Wilbur borrowed his computer once.

Sam and Ponk has had a talk about adopting Alex. And in the wise words of Mr. Ponk “Why would I ever adopt a little shit?”

They had another break up after that XD

Tommy would steal Sam Nook from the Titans’ tower whenever he can, because he really loves the little racoon robot.

Tubbo ran into Schlatt once. Schlatt wanted to use Tubbo as a hostage, but he ended up taking the kid to New Zealand to taste the most expensive honey instead. He brought Tubbo back without even realizing what happened.

Puffy somehow knows whenever Dream is sick. Because whenever he’s sick, she would always come running to the Hive with a bunch of canned chicken soup and 20 different kinds of medicine. 

(that’s all I’ve got for now XP)

[timtamtimb]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Once upon a time, there was a boy. A boy that was obedient to his mother. A boy that was eager to please. A boy that was undeniably himself in every way possible. A boy that died to his father's hands. Once upon a time, there was a mother. A mother that loved no one but her child. A mother that held her son as he died. A mother that became a monster to get him back. In the end there was a crow. A crow that never asked to be human. A crow unfamiliar with feelings. A crow that was a son in its past life. A crow that only wanted to be loved. In the end there was a monster. A monster that was a mother. A monster that broke her own promise. A monster that killed her son.

[timtamtimb]

I know I said I was gonna make a Fooligetta Mafia AU, but planning this out just makes me wanna write a sitcom about whatever the fuck Foolish and Etoiles has going on. They are just peak comedy when together kdgcdsy 

Imagine the Boss’s boyfriend/closest advisor who can shoot a clean headshot from miles away in a moving car and his personal bodyguard who prefers to use knives and swords, and is always looking for a fight. Foolish doesn’t necessarily NEED a bodyguard, but Vegetta got him the best one anyway and Etoiles gets bored real fast with his job cuz protecting Foolish means no fights at all. Because Foolish is friends with everyone, no one would go out of their way to try and murder him. So Etoiles just... takes it out on Foolish lmfao. A bug would be flying around Foolish and Etoiles would just throw a fucking dagger at it, if it nicked Foolish a little bit then it’s not his fault. That bug could have been poisonous! 

The most often conversation people hear from them is:

“What the actual fuck Etoiles?!”

“I was protecting you!”

“You call that protecting?!”

And Vegetta wouldn’t fire Etoiles either because why would he? It’s funny, and it’s good to give enrichment to your employees. Foolish wasn’t asking for a new bodyguard anyway-

[timtamtimb]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

“Hello? Is this thing on?” It felt like time had stopped the moment he heard the voice come out of the speaker. Jaiden. He brought the recorder closer to his ears, not wanting to miss a single word from his best friend, all signs of playfulness gone at the sound of her voice. Jaiden let out a little laugh, it sounded weak and tired even through the static of the poor quality audio. "Okay, okay, I got it. Thank you.” There was a small pause, the sound of rustling clothes, and a sigh. "Hi, Foolish.” She said, voice soft with something akin to grief hiding beneath it. He knew that voice. He didn't like that voice.

HI. I WOKE UP TODAY AND CHOSE VIOLENCE. AND PAIN. I'M CRYING. :thumbsup:

[timtamtimb]

Superpowered Children AU

Okay! Time to give children some powers! (I’m gonna go by the order I think they are from oldest to youngest)

Chayanne - Clairvoyance (actually Omniscience) [I gave him this power because of his admin being shared with Cucurucho, and we all know that whoever admin’s Cucurucho know a LOT about what’s happening behind the QSMP]

Ramon - Mega Mind [The kid is smart. Like SMART smart. It would be a sin not to give him tis power. He’s the techy of the group and likes to make cool robots and other creations as if he’s making legos]

Dapper - Shadow Manipulation [I was tempted to make them an animal manipulator, but then I remembered they were Bad’s child. No way in hell they’re not getting this power. They are also very smart though, but Ramon got an upgrade so they think it’s unfair how fast Ramon can think]

Leonarda - Reality Warping [She uses creative mode SO MUCH it would be crazy not to give her this. But it’s not as powerful as you would think, she can only conjure small things like plushies and sometimes food without making her head ache like a bitch.]

Bobby - Energy Blast [Sunset associated energetic ball of a child? Give him some energy blasts! He deserves it.]

Juanaflippa - Slime Abilities [I sadly don’t know much about Juana, so I just gave her the power I associate with her goopy dad]

Tilin - Shape Shifting [Same reason as Juana, I don’t know much about them so I just gave them the power I associate with Q]

Talullah - Musical Empath [By musical empath, I mean she can affect/change a person’s current emotions with her music]

Trumpet -  Imperceptibility [My boy’s whole thing is being forgotten, he’s literally written out of the story most of the time...]

Richarlyson - Precognition [All the Romero Richas lore catching up to him- he knows his shit- whether he wants to or not]

Pomme - Telepath [My girl knows ALL the tea, and you wonder how? This is how]

[timtamtimb]

Meet the children!

(SCAU my beloved, if anyone has any questions, the ask box is always open! <3)

Chayanne is protective of all the children, he’s very intense, and all the adults were afraid of him when they found them. He didn’t really want to go with any of the adults to be ‘taken care of’, but Philza somehow got him to open up and they got really close (he gave him a knife)

Tallulah is clumsy and sweet and everyone adores her. She’s afraid of playing music tho, because oftentimes she gets too distracted and accidentally activates her powers which causes mass hysteria whether she wants to or not.

Leonarda is a shy one. She doesn’t interact willingly with the other children and they’re all pretty wary of her too. The only one who really spends time with her is Trumpet and Richarlyson, she seems pretty happy with that tho. Sometimes, when she thinks she’s alone, she moves her mouth as if she’s talking to someone invisible even tho she has no voice.

Bobby is an energetic ball of sunshine. He’s always running around and breaking things for fun. When he gets too over excited he accidentally lets out bursts of energy that could be harmful to everyone around, so Chayanne and Richarlyson has taken it upon themselves to hit him or distract him whenever he gets too much to avoid this.

Richarlyson is not a fan of sleeping. He prefers quick and spontaneous naps rather than a healthy 8 hours of straight sleep because that’s when he gets his visions. And he doesn’t like his visions because most of the time they’re nothing good. 

Ramon on the other hand loves to sleep. He doesn’t like being awake because that’s when his brain is on and sometimes he just wants it to stop thinking so fast. It’s stressful. Yeah it’s funny to make fun of Dapper cuz he’s smarter than them, but thinking hurts when it gets too much.

Pomme plays music for Tallulah when the latter wants to listen to music but doesn’t want to do it herself. Well, Pomme plays music for everyone when they need it. She feels bad about reading other people’s thoughts without permission, but sometimes she accidentally hears and she can’t help but want to help.

Trumpet is a mischievous little guy, they love playing pranks and they are very choosy about their food. They get along with everyone, but they love hanging around Leo the most. It seems like their default emotion is happiness, but once Max saw them crying one night he finally understood why they bottle everything up.

Tilin loves to impersonate everyone and confusing the adults is their favorite pastime. They’d just walk around as Cellbit or BBH or anyone with higher authority in the compound and start ordering people around. They find it funny how no one ever questions why their bosses suddenly can’t speak and just do the things they ask for.

Juanaflippa can do something similar to shapeshifting, but she’s jealous of Tilin because her version is imperfect in the way that everything she impersonates becomes green and goopy. But she abuses her powers to get into locked rooms to sneak around. She’s also near impenetrable cuz bullets just go past her body and blades don't affect her, so that’s awesome! (She stole a gun from somewhere in there)

Dapper likes to hide in people’s shadows and jumpscare them for the gags, they also like to reshape shadows into monster shapes to scare people. Their favorite victim is Foolish because he falls for it every single time and his screams are hilarious. Foolish hates him because of it (he really doesn’t)