me, trying really hard to figure out a name for Bernard and Jason's child (omegavervse au, it's a long story.)
Me, having pinned Bernard as a Greek mythology nerd (c'mon how else do you get dragged into a cult supposedly worshipping Dionysus?)
So I'm looking at Greek names when BOOM, I come across the name Cressida.
And I go "hm, I feel like I've seen this name before, in my... Shakespeare book!"
And so I go and find my complete fucking collection and I find it, I find the fucking name in my fat ass book!! And dude...
Idk I just feel so much serotonin because omg, Jason is obviously a Shakespeare nerd and he would so name his kids after characters from his favorite plays! And it fucking fits because Bernard would so name his kids after his special interests like Greek mythology and shit!
And ajdisnsvsjekdxbsc!!!! I can't believe I found a good name that I just know they'd both really like and agree on and it actually sounds rly pretty and omg yes that's their baby daughter's name now!!
I bet they get just as excited as I am right now coz they so would've been arguing over what to call the surprise child, and Tim's just relieved that he doesn't have to mediate their bullshit coz he's stressed enough already lmao