hey OTB, what's this big thing of floating glowy metal doing in my rehearsal venue? google had no answers
three of my basses touched it and evaporated on the spot, i'm very concerned. the younger sopranos want to touch it too.
thank you
- @choir-offical
After researching the timelines of the Multiverse, we were able to identify this anomaly.
What you’re describing is a Mercurial Avian from the universe Azerty-3092. The Mercurial Avian is toxic if touched, and can evaporate anything on your universe, due to its high Mercury volume.
It has adapted to Azerty-3092, not the Observable Universe, hence its acidity.
This appears to be a Chronological Anomaly (or a “Time Mistake”).
Fortunately, we have returned the Mercurial Avian back to its universe, but it’s best you clean up anything the Mercurial Avian left behind.
Mercury is toxic, after all.
Thank you for notifying us, and Thank you for your Time.