time²hex au because it’s a Blessed ship
okay, so, Best Case Scenario, rip is able to save miranda AND jonas, and eventually goes to the wild west bc miranda wants to meet the Man Who Stole Rip’s Heart (and whose coat he stole).
jonah definitely and accidentally really likes miranda, and miranda totally thinks jonah is Hot, so rip gets two Partners for the Price of One. also jonas gets a Rad Cowboy Dad what could be cooler.
Anyways miranda wants to meet the Gang and jonah wants to see those Fools in their natural habitat, so they go visit 2017 and have a reunion with the legends.
jonah gets only a Little self-conscious about his scar, but rip assures him that things are a lot different, and no one one will really mind. there are meta humans and superheroes and even aliens a man with a scarred face won’t raise as many eyebrows as he thinks
although he does accidentally become a cryptid. jax sends rip a link to a website trying to prove that Historic Figure Jonah Hex Is Actually Immortal And Walks Among Us
rip Sort of “technically” breaks into the arrowcave? sara won’t answer her Goddamn phone and he has to take some drastic measures. he gets to meet oliver queen (again, technically). also long story short jonah fist fights oliver (and totally wins) and the coburn-hunter-hex family sort of gets kicked out of star city.
it turns out that sara’s having Girl Time with laurel and rip and miranda break into the Lance Family apartment because that’s really the only other place they can think of. turns out sara’s not there, but they do get to almost give quentin another heart attack.
martin offers to host a dinner and miranda agrees before rip can pretend they have something better to do.
the legends tease the goddamn shit out of rip because Turns Out he’s a sappy fool in love.
Literally Everyone sneaks jonas some candy it’s in the legends rulebook
ray: i brought some wine! jonah, stealing it without hesitation:
“sara please don’t hit on my wife”