Ranking every version of Houdini (that I know of) by… attractiveness? How cool they are? My personal opinion?
I did this because someone had to am I right??
In order:
God Tier: Spawn, The Simpsons, Time Squad, Tony Curtis in “Houdini” (1953)
Woah Mama Golly Gee Wiz: I forgot the name but the show is from Chile, Michael Weston “Houdini and Doyle”, Harvey Kietel “FairyTale: A True Story”, Murdoch Mysteries, TNT Series with Mark Ruffalo as Hardeen (ABSOLUTELY PERFECT CASTING!)
aww cute: Adrien Brody, Little Houdini (I adore the animation), Rough Riders (comic was too violent for my taste but at least Harry was hot)
meh: Death Defying Acts (the one where he does the stupid beach boy pose on top the water torture cell PFT!!), Family Guy, That Xavier PBS Kids Show or whatever, Madeline (2003) (why does he look like he’s in freaking Calliou!)
BURN IT!! PLEASE!!: Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show (THE CHIN!! WHHHY?! And why are his eyes so big??! Eugh!) Arte Johnson, the dude from Laugh In, as the ghost of Harry Houdini in A Night At The Magic Castle (1988) (that movie is so creepy it’s literally an actual horror movie I swear to god! AND why is he blonde???!), Big Mouth, Ghost Busters Cartoon (can’t blame them. Apparently for legal reasons they couldn’t use his likeness at the time. I don’t know why.), Mouse Adventures or something.
How have I not posted this? Anyway, those are my rankings.