I am procrastinating homework, and I thought these questions looked fun.
Below the cut-off is a bunch of shit you don’t really care about and I don’t take seriously. :D
200: My crush’s name is:
made up of letters and has Hebrew origins.
199: I was born in:
the nude, which is extremely rude.
198: I am really:
very rarely serious, but, at the same time, I am completely serious all the time.
197: My cellphone company is:
unreliable.
196: My eye color is:
unimportant when the photo is in black and white.
195: My shoe size is:
extra, extra wide. I wish I was joking.
194: My ring size is:
different on every finger.
193: My height is:
above average for American women, but I’m one of the short ones in my family.
192: I am allergic to:
smelly things.
191: My 1st car was:
my brother’s hand-me-down: a shiny, blue Hotwheel.
190: My 1st job was:
to make sure kids didn’t burn down their parents house.
189: Last book I read:
I didn’t finish it, but I have plans.
188: My bed is:
a vacuum; it sucks me to it and won’t let me leave.
187: My pet:
is currently on my bed.
186: My best friend:
is Swedish because if I said anyone else was my best friend, he would cry.
185: My favorite shampoo is:
the kind that doesn’t wash away all my hair dye.
184: Xbox or ps3:
are both things I don’t own.
183: Piggy banks are:
so fucking cute.
182: In my pockets:
is where I keep things I don’t want to leave somewhere.
181: On my calendar:
is Jack the Pumpkin King.
180: Marriage is:
how the disney versions of fairy tales end.
179: Spongebob can:
start a fire underwater. Let’s see you do that.
178: My mom:
is older than me.
177: The last three songs I bought were:
made by musicians.
176: Last YouTube video watched:
involved dancing men.
175: The number of cousins I have is:
greater than the number of aunts/uncles I have.
174: The number of siblings I have is:
a lot bigger on facebook than irl.
173: Are my parents divorced?:
They are not divorced from each other.
172: Am I taller than my mom?:
I am when I wear heels!
171: Do I play an instrument?:
I play with fire which is an instrument of death.
170: Yesterday I did:
not do my homework.
[ Do I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight:
I do not believe in romantic, strong love at first sight. I believe in lust at first sight, and I believe that a person can feel a high amount of life towards a person based on their appearance at first sight (example: teeshirt shows me we like the same tv show, and now I feel like towards you.)
168: Luck:
Not really, no.
167: Fate:
In a sense. I believe there are things that people can’t control, and blaming fate is rather convenient and easy.
166: Yourself:
My confidence is through the roof because I live in a bubble. Yes, that is right. I am one of those bubble people, and I am not sure how I feel about this.
165: Aliens:
Mexican or Martian? Not from this country or not from this planet?
164: Heaven:
I think something probably happens after we die. The idea that we just end is really hard for me to accept.
163: Hell:
See above answer, man.
162: God:
I am an agnostic theist.
161: Horoscopes:
Horoscopes fascinate me because it seems like it should be ridiculous, and most of it is, but some of it sounds so good like it should be true. The idea that everyone can be defined just by when they were borned both excites me and upsets me.
160: Soul mates:
Noooo. Souls don’t have bits; they can’t mate.
159: Ghosts:
NO NEED TO CALL GHOST BUSTERS, JUST GIVE ME MY SALT-GUN; I GOT THIS.
158: Gay Marriage:
I believe gay marriage exist in some parts of the world, and I hope it exists everywhere soon.
157: War:
Is it possible for a person to not believe in war? I mean, it’s all over the goddamn place.
156: Orbs:
You mean those thingies in photographs that happen when light from a flash reflects off of shit in the air? Yeah, I believe those things exist.
155: Magic:
I graduated from Hogwarts last year. Slytherin priiiiiiide!
[ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses:
Hugs.
153: Drunk or High:
Drunk.
152: Phone or Online:
Online.
151: Red heads or Black haired:
I am both right now, so I’m not going to answer that.
150: Blondes or Brunettes:
Why does this not end in a joke? A blonde and a brunette both jump. Which one hits the ground first?
149: Hot or cold:
I like my partners hot and my ice cream cold.
148: Summer or winter:
Summer makes me sweat and I can’t breathe in winter.
147: Autumn or Spring:
I have a love of both. They both look and smell nice.
146: Chocolate or vanilla:
Chocolate.
145: Night or Day:
Night because then I can be in bed without people whining at me. :D
144: Oranges or Apples:
Apples. Jonathan apples.
143: Curly or Straight hair:
I do my own hair whatever I want that day, and I assume that everyone else does too.
142: McDonalds or Burger King:
McDonalds.
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:
Milk chocolate.
140: Mac or PC:
I’m a PC.
139: Flip flops or high heals:
Combat boots.
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:
Wait. Are ugly and sweet antonyms now?
137: Coke or Pepsi:
Dr Pepper.
136: Hillary or Obama:
I see things I like and dislike in both.
135: Burried or cremated:
Cremated.
134: Singing or Dancing:
I like doing both at the same time in my room where no one can see or hear me.
133: Coach or Chanel:
I don’t know what this is.
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
HOW OLD IS THIS QUESTION THINGY
131: Small town or Big city:
I like small towns better because I dislike crowds.
130: Wal-Mart or Target:
MEIJER.
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
Ugh neither.
128: Manicure or Pedicure:
Manicure. No one touches my feet.
127: East Coast or West Coast:
I cannot be a good judge of this because I have never been to the West Coast.
126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
Christmas means family. Birthday means I’ve done nothing for entire year again.
125: Chocolate or Flowers:
Flowers. I love flowers.
124: Disney or Six Flags:
I’ve never been to Six Flags.
123: Yankees or Red Sox:
I don’t watch baseball.
[ Here's What I Think About ]
122: War:
It’s a bloody mess.
121: George Bush:
I think he is smarter than he appeared. Also, this proves that this questionnaire is old.
120: Gay Marriage:
I don’t see the problem with it, honestly. It goes against your morals? Well, your face goes against mine. A moment of seriousness though, I do think it should be legal. As a bisexual with a homosexual brother, I am strongly in favor of legalizing homosexual marriage.
119: The presidential election:
I think presidential elections are good things. I think any time the people have a say in what’s going in, it’s a good thing.
118: Abortion:
Abortions are a difficult subject. It makes me sad about babies, but I also know that abortions will happen whether or not they’re legal which is very, very bad because then they are done in unsafe environments.
117: MySpace:
Lol.
116: Reality TV:
Gross.
115: Parents:
I think parents have children.
114: Back stabbers:
Rude. If you’re going to stab my back, do it to my face.
113: Ebay:
Ebay is smart, but it is also the Goodwill of the internet, and Goodwill smells funny.
112: Facebook:
I think facebook is the best way to keep in touch with everyone that annoys you.
111: Work:
No thank you.
110: My Neighbors:
I like them just fine.
109: Gas Prices:
Don’t really affect me since I take the bus.
108: Designer Clothes:
wut r those.
107: College:
I go to that.
106: Sports:
I hate playing them, and I only enjoy watching professional football. Go Broncos!
105: My family:
My family is more than a little crazy, but I like them just fine. Especially Maria. ;)
104: The future:
I think the future is always coming towards but never reaches me.
[ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone:
it was followed by claws in my forearm. Cats.
102: Last time I ate:
was too long ago. Someone make me food please.
101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile:
I was very happy. (Again, hey Maria ;) )
100: Cried in front of someone:
it was so long ago, I don’t remember it.
99: Went to a movie theater:
it was to see Prisoners with Michael and Karin, and Karin closed her eyes like the cutie pie she is.
98: Took a vacation:
was the last time I was in a hotel.
97: Swam in a pool:
I whined a lot because it fucked with my hair.
96: Changed a diaper:
it was a reusable diaper, and that was weird.
95: Got my nails done:
it was my brother who painted them.
94: Went to a wedding:
I didn’t know anyone attending. Not even the bride or groom.
93: Broke a bone:
I was very upset.
92: Got a peircing:
it was done by some girl in the mall.
91: Broke the law:
it had to do with crossing a street where I wasn’t supposed to cross.
90: Texted:
it was to Chad, my Wise Girl.
[ MISC ]
89: The person who makes me laugh the most is:
my cat.
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
everything. This is the only home I have ever known.
87: The last movie I saw:
was really dumb and had a lame script.
86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most:
is being done with homework.
85: The thing I’m not looking forward to:
is doing my homework.
84: People call me:
Bond. James Bond.
83: The most difficult thing to do is:
lick my own elbow.
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
Actually, I have not.
81: My zodiac sign is:
Virgo.
80: The first person I talked to today was:
my dad.
79: First time I had a crush:
I was way too young, but it was really cute. Four year olds should always have crushes.
78: The one person who I can't hide things from:
my mother. I have a feeling that she knows everything even when she doesn’t let on.
77: Last time someone said something I was thinking:
I shouted, “I WAS JUST THINKING THAT.”
76: Right now I am talking to:
myself. It’s wonderful conversation.
75: When I grow up, I want to be:
Batman. Or the Headmaster of Hogwarts, that’d be cool too.
74: I have/will get a job:
if I have to and only if I have to.
73: Tomorrow:
is Monday.
72: Today:
is Sunday.
71: Next Summer:
I will be older.
70: Next Weekend:
I will probably be doing homework.
69: I have these pets:
A cat named Saphira and two dogs named Duncan and Zuzu.
68: The worst sound in the world:
is that sound that fingernails make against paper. Though, I honestly don’t know if it’s a sound or a feeling, but it gives me the shudders.
67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
the person I love the most.
66: People that make me happy:
are the people I want to make happy.
65: Last time I cried:
I ended up with mascara all over my face.
64: My friends are:
patient.
63: My computer is:
very nicely decorated because it has a Slytherin decal made by Avalon.
62: My School:
is a community college.
61: My Car:
is not a ‘67 Chevy Impala, and this upsets me.
60: I lose all respect for people who:
tell me that I am wrong to be offended by something or tell me that my opinion is wrong. No. Just no.
59: The last movie I cried at was:
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2. Oh my poor Snape.
58: My hair color is:
ever changing.
57: TV shows I watch:
are the best tv shows.
56: Favorite web site:
is tumblr probably.
55: My dream vacation:
would be to go somewhere quiet and full of nature and take pictures of everything.
54: The worst pain I was ever in was:
when I got such a bad stomach flu that I got really dehydrated and had to go to the hospital to get pumped full of liquid again. It was bad.
53: How I like my steak cooked:
I like it raw. So raw that it’s still a living cow. (I’m a vegetarian, bitches.)
52: My room is:
really messy.
51: My favorite celebrity is:
that one guy that acts in that one show and does that one thing really well and makes me feel like asdfghjk
50: Where I would like to be:
is a fictional place full of Hobbits.
49: Do I want children:
Eventually, I guess.
48: Ever been in love:
Yeah.
47: Who's my best friend:
Didn’t we already go over this? He’s a beardy Swede.
46: More guy friends or girl friends:
About even, I think.
45: One thing that makes me feel great is:
when my homework is all done.
44: One person that I wish I could see right now:
is Boromir. I will marry him and be Lady of Gondor!
43: Do I have a 5 year plan:
Other than marrying Boromir and becoming Lady of Gondor? No, I do not.
42: Have I made a list of things to do before you die:
The only thing on my list is to complete my novel.
41: Have you pre-named your children:
I have a list of names I like that I add to constantly, but I don’t think of it has pre-naming children; I think of it as pre-naming characters.
40: Last person I got mad at:
was a bus driver. Fuck you for not stopping for me.
39: I would like to move to:
a pretty place.
38: I wish I was a professional:
novelist.
[ My Favorite ]
37: Candy:
is MilkyWays.
36: Vehicle:
is a ‘67 Chevy Impala that has the all the functions of the Batmobile.
35: President:
is not the President of Russia. He’s an asshat.
34: State visited:
I really like the state from Virginia down to northern Georgia because I think it’s pretty around there. All those hills and NO CORN.
33: Cellphone provider:
I don’t have a favorite cellphone provider.
32: Athlete:
is Marvin Harrison. He was a good football player.
31: Actor:
is Johnny Depp, probably. I do really like his work.
30: Actress:
is Dame Maggie Smith; aka badass-motherfucker.
29: Singer:
is Lady Gaga.
28: Band:
is Green Day.
27: Clothing store:
is JC Penny, I guess
26: Grocery store:
is Meijer.
25: TV show:
is Once Upon a Merlin in SuperWhoLock. Or something.
24: Movie:
is The Nightmare Before Christmas.
23: Website:
is tumblr.
22: Animal:
is tigers or bears or anything really I love animals.
21: Theme park:
is Harry Potter World.
20: Holiday:
is Thanksgiving or Halloween.
19: Sport to watch:
is football.
18: Sport to play:
Lol. As if.
17: Magazine:
is nothing. I don’t read magazines.
16: Book:
is The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien.
15: Day of the week:
is Friday.
14: Beach:
Oh my sweet Merlin, I’m from Indiana. I don’t have a favorite beach!
13: Concert attended:
was Hinder or Maroon 5, I think. Though, Sick Puppies and Skillet and Red and Staind were all pretty epic too.
