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i know my aesthetics as well as i know myself. that is to say, vaguely and specifically all at once. write me a poem and i'll fall in love. tell me your sign. show me yours, and i'll show you mine.

[geekoftherings]

good lord, i exist in shame that i was ever here, somehow also existing in shame

[shutyourmoustache]

LADY GAGA FUCKING SNAPPED.

[fahrenheit39-deactivated2019042]

QUEEN! FUCKING QUEEN! LADY GAGA I LOVE YOU!!!❤❤❤

I am sobbing right now. She is amazing

[goodedayownsme-deactivated20190]

We should be so lucky as to have a Gaga in our corner. It’s not easy telling people what happened to you. It hurts to constantly have that knowing that more people WONT believe you then WILL . It’s sick.

[citizenshipandsocialjustice]

[toastbutteregg]

[medranochav]

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

And that is a constant of human existence

[jacobsantiago-deactivated202001]

Hey mother nature i love you and shit but like….what the fuck my good bitch

[instantbanana]

Goodness!

Okay. I’m Canadian so I know a shit ton about staying warm if you’re new to the cold there here are some tips!(add more if you know more!)

1. Wear grippy shoes, nothing is worse than snowmelt freezing on your skin.

2.Do not wear jeans as your outter layer. wet denim is the most body heat siphoning mother fucker known to man or god

3. Have a warm drink with you. It will help. Even just some hot soup broth or boiled water will help keep you warm.

4. Wear a moisture wicking layer close to your skin so you don’t get cold from your own sweat. You will sweat. That is fine and expected.

5. If you start feeling too warm even though you were cold and like you have to take your clothes of DO NOT. Call 911. You are suffering from hypothermia.

6. Bring a blanket and a heat source that needs no electricity with you in your vehicle. You do not want to be stranded with no heat in the case that something happens.

7. If you are struggling on ice as you’re walking, stop. Get your balance and penguin shuffle to a less slippery patch of ground. There’s usually less ice on one side of the walk and it’s better to walk in the snow next to the sidewalk than it is to eat dirt when ya slip

8. STAY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK AWAY FROM FROZEN BODIES OF WATER. Ponds are deceptive as shit even with the “solid blue tried and true” thing. Go around.

9. Keep kids warm. They run at a higher body temperature and will feel the effects of the cold worse than you.

10. Huddling is your best friend. Even if you don’t know the person, remember you’re both cold, especially if they don’t have the right clothing for the weather.

11. Pay attention to windchill. That is how cold it feels. Dress appropriately please. I know it’s tempting to dress for style, but there’s nothing stylish about losing your toes to frostbite

12. Don’t touch metal if you can avoid it. It will sap your heat and likely freeze to anything wet. Like tongues. Don’t fucking lick a pole.

13. If someone licks something metal, pour warm water over their tongue to get them free. If they yank, they will bleed. A lot.

14. Keep your ears, noes, fingers, and toes warm. You’re extremities will get cold first and are the most likely parts of your body to get frostbite.

15. If you see someone who may not have a place to be in the cold, offer to help them find a local shelter or library. The elements, especially the cold, are some of the largest threats to those who cannot avoid them.

16. If you find yourself stuck outside for a long time, sleep during the day when it is warmest, and avoid sleeping on the ground. Stay awake as much as you can at night so you have a better chance of staying warm.

[knuckle]

17. Windchill below -20 degrees fahrenheit typically qualifies for a weather advisory. You should take EXTREME caution in these conditions. 

18. If in a windchill advisory zone, cover as much skin as possible. Frostbite can happen in as little as 10 minutes of exposed skin. Early signs of frostbite can be as simple as areas of your skin turning pale. 

19. If in a windchill advisory zone, cover your mouth with a scarf while outside. The shocking cold air from outside can damage your lungs otherwise.

20. Layer up! Multiple layers of clothing underneath can be as important as a good winter coat. At least three top and bottom.

[saltandlimes]

More tips from someone who used to live in Russia:

21. Soothe your hands and feet in lukewarm water when you get indoors. Don’t go straight to hot, and don’t just stick them in front of your radiator like you might otherwise.

22. If you don’t have laundry in your building, your radiator can dry out clothes. Don’t be afraid to put them right on top. Just take them off before you go to bed.

23. Drink lots of fluids. Extreme cold makes you notice your thirst even less than you would in normal winter weather.

24. If you don’t have thermal leggings, a pair of tights can go under your pants and help a lot. Tights can also double as a base layer for your chest and arms. Just flip them upside down and cut a hole in the crotch.

25. Don’t swing your arms when walking. I know it’s tempting. Don’t.

26. Socks can be layered too. Also plastic bags between layers will cut down on windchill and keep your feet dry.

27. This applies to hats as well.

28. If you get stuck outside for a weirdly long period, find the vents outside a house or over a subway. It’s better than nothing.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

-If you are out shopping, or doing something that means you will be going into warmth then back into the cold over and over, take off your outer layers when you go in. The last thing you want to do is work up a serious sweat then go back out wet. -Wear mittens instead of gloves. Wear real wool. -Absolutely do NOT try to warm yourself with a ‘nip of brandy’ or other alcohol. This ‘tip’ needs to die. -If you lose power during a storm, you can warm a small area by making a reflector with aluminium foil and candles. Form the foil into a cave shape that frames the candle at the top, back, and sides with several inches of space (Think of those light fixtures that are along the edge of a theatre stage). Make a few of these, set up stands or tables at each corner of your bed to radiate the heat inward. I did this when an ice storm a few years ago knocked out power in my province for about a week. It also makes a pretty decent light source. Just be sure not to leave the candles burning unattended or near anything flammable.

[blackbearmagic]

29. Eat. Eat, eat, eat.  Even if you’re just going outside for 10-20 minutes, eat a sizeable snack before you go. Your body heat is a byproduct of your body’s metabolic activities, and about 80-90% of the calories your body burns, it burns for the sole purpose of keeping you at a stable 98.6. In cold temperatures, your metabolism is going to kick into overdrive, and you need to fuel it accordingly. This is not the time to be worrying about diets and weight gain; your furnace needs fuel.

30. Fuck fashion. No one cares that your gear doesn’t match. When I lived in Minnesota, no one said a damn thing about my bright blue boots and my violently purple coat clashing. What they did say? “That looks warm.” 

31. If you have real fur or wool, wear it. Animals have that stuff for a reason–it’s warm. I’m lucky enough to have a genuine fur ushanka that my sister brought me from Russia, and the first time I wore that in -15 (before windchill) was the day I learned that your ears can sweat. My great-grandmother’s mink was heavenly. The “down” filler in my coat was synthetic, but I bet genuine down would’ve been wonderful. 

32. It’s not so much about the layers as it is what’s between the layers. Namely, the air. You know why down vests and coats keep you so warm? It’s because in between the feathers and fluff is dead air. You heat up that air and keep it close to yourself, and that’s how you stay warm. I liked to alternate my layers between close-fitting and loose-fitting to create lots of air pockets around my body, and seal it all up with my snug-fitting, very insulated coat.

[my-aesthetic-vibes]

The sky is perfect

[ushas42]

I had a dream last night that they made a new Bond movie, but they didn’t say who was playing Bond. Throughout the movie you have no idea which character is really Bond, because he’s undercover, duh. And every single character, no matter how minor, was played by somebody famous, so they could all conceivably be Bond. And at the end it turns out Bond was Leslie Jones.

[ja7she-remade-deactivated201905]

i’m the bitches

[cinemagal]

THE SOUND OF MUSIC (1965)  Dir. Robert Wise

[lesbianshepard]

chewbacca was definitely the best man when han and leia got married and he gave a long speech of wookiee noises that next to nobody could understand and han was definitely trying not to cry the whole time

[corellian-smuggler]

I think about this post all the time lol

[dracoharry]

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) - Dir: Garry Marshall

[andremichaux]

[mysticjc]

Alphonse Mucha

“Alfons Maria Mucha (Ivančice, 24 July 1860 – Prague, 14 July 1939), often known in English and French as Alphonse Mucha, was a Czech Art Nouveau painter and decorative artist, known best for his distinct style. He produced many paintings, illustrations, advertisements, postcards, and designs.”

[therestlesswitch]

I used to hate art nouveau.. wtf was I thinking?? gorgeous

[beejars]

how do I unsubscribe from anxiety

[orriculum]

🌹please do not edit or post elsewhere🌹

[dimetrodone]

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

[depression-healthy-carrier]

brain: hey what are you doing?

me: nothing just relaxing

brain: would you like to think about all of your failures?

me: what no

brain: and here we go