#timothy dickson

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Hoagie: Wait...

Hoagie: So, Lizzie is an alien, and now she's your ex AND your coworker...

Hoagie:... The love of your life has a brother who hates you with every fiber of his being...

Hoagie: ...and your daughter is dating the son of your worst enemy.

Hoagie, through muffled laughter: You're never gonna know peace!

Nigel: >:(

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Chad, about his son joining the KND:... Look, Numbuh 362, I know you probably have a lot of things to say--

Rachel: Should you bring it up, or should I?

Chad: Look, I didn’t choose for him to do this! It was his choice and--

Rachel: Hypocrite.

Chad: Fuck you!

Rachel: I thought “child soldiers” were wrong?

Chad: They are--!

Rachel: Looks to me like you let your-- how old is he? 10 year old son? Put on a valley village t-shirt and some jeans from Hot Topic to go fight adult tyranny.

Chad: This is different, he wanted to--!

Rachel: So how much training did you give him before you let him out there? Because it looks like you just told him you were Numbuh 274 and that he was weawy stwong and gave him a S.C.A.M.P.P.

Chad: Oh my god, McKenzie, I knew you were going to be like this!

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Chad, holding his 6-year-old son’s hands: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!

Tim, limp as a noodle, under his breath: F**k you.

Chad: If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands!

Tim: Eat s**t.

Chad: If you’re happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it! If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!

Tim: Dumb f**k.

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Things are peaceful, now; things are really good, even, but there are still a few things that haunt Cree in moments like this; the feeling she can't shake that she lost something to that decommissioning chamber despite never stepping foot in it. She vows to never make the same mistakes twice.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30632075

Tags: Post-Decommissioning (Kids Next Door); Cree Being a Good Sister and Aunt; Nostalgia; Abigail was Decommissioned; Hoagie was Decommissioned; Aunt-Niece Relationship; Family Feels; Family Fluff; Protective Cree Lincoln

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Daisy: Is... is that a dodo?

Tank: Those are extinct!

Jodie: Ah ah ah! Were extinct!

Claire:.... Numbuh 25, if you’re playing God again, the least you could do is give us a heads up before we’re smited for hubris.

Dodo, waltzing around on the kitchen counter: *Loud Squawking*

Jodie: Hey! These magnificent creatures would still be around today if it weren’t for the Dutch!

Tim, taking the dodo out of the microwave: No, no, no. I think there’s a reason aforementioned God mercy killed these things.

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Knightbrace: HI! WHAT’S UP, GUYS? WHAT ARE YOU DOIN’?

Tim, nervously: What are we doing???

Knightbrace: WHAT ARE YOU DOIN’?

Tim, even more nervously: Nothin’ much...

Knightbarce: THWARTIN’ MY PLANS?

Tim: Thwarting your plans?!

Knightbrace: ARE YOU?????

Tim:......

Tim: Yes.

Knightbrace:.... I’M GONNA FREAKIN’ KILL YOU!!!

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Father, charging up a waves of chaotic, unstoppable fire

Claire, grinning: Now that’s much better, I can actually feel that.

Father: In a moment all you’ll be feeling IS OBLIVION!

Claire: That or disappointment. Go ahead!

Claire, crouching into fighting stance:.... flip that coin.

Sector V, past and present:............

Tim, glaring at Numbuh 1: She gets that from you, ya know.

Numbuh 1: ?????!?!?!

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Numbuh 39: Numbuh 488, here he comes!

Numbuh 7 comes around the corner, Numbuh 39 slaps him.

Numbuh 39: Take that, sir! BEHOLD! A legendary operative weeping like--

Numbuh 7 breaks a chair over Numbuh 39′s head, turns around, and walks away.

Tank: THAT? THAT was your plan?!

Tank:... Are you crying?

Numbuh 39: YES I’M CRYING! HE HIT ME WITH A CHAIR!