seeing people you used to go to grade school with on tinder... is an entirely different experience.
like, look at you. you hit me in the face with a wet floor mop once, and now you're an egirl, a leftist hoe just like me, 'like anime' and wear half a bottle of eyeliner on your face. and you're honestly kinda attractive and maybe i'd swipe right if we hadn't been literal archenemies when we were 8.








