#tinder man

[lissomly]

I am actually going on a date with a woman that has two 11 year old kids

[bqstqnbruin]

I need to know why the guy I was seeing two guys ago looks and sounds like Gabe Lewis from the Office and why I thought he was attractive

[bqstqnbruin]

does tinder man have a beard?

No

[bqstqnbruin]

bestie. i gotta know what tinder man looks like! is he sexy? 😏

He has a six pack and was just teasing me about how I like when he sleeps shirtless which is always

[bqstqnbruin]

Jk tinder man is spending the night tonight ☺️

[bqstqnbruin]

aw he’s gonna make cookies w you think that’s so domestic

When I tell you I mcfucking lost my mind when he said that

[ve-is-dead]

you don’t feel bad that you hurt my feelings

you feel embarrassed and guilty that you got exposed

rat

[hardcandydrip]

matthew facetimed me tonight while he was high and was spewing shit about how pretty I am and how much he likes me and he was saying such weird funny shit and it was the best