#tinder men

[2holdu]

[mytinderventures]

Current deductions: cis men cannot write good fucking porn that has anything to do whatsoever with the pleasure of an afab body because they are too god damn inept at it unless that porn is also directed at pleasuring their dicks, not actual women or anyone else w/ a female body.

My accusatory evidence: The now 4 different erotic stories men have sent me thinking they were really good and, quote, “you might even just cum from it”, that were in reality just another story geared towards the pleasure of the person with a dick. I swear to god like y’all have no idea what this kind of body does do you...do you just throw darts at a board and decide that’s what you’ll do?? Huh?? Is that how this works? Is that h

[tindermenholdingfish]

Georgetown boys are too bougie to catch plain old fish

[lotsofl0ve]

BLOCKED

[mytinderventures]

I’m gonna catapult myself. Directly into the sun!

[smolmurderbean]

[elena-lawley]

men on tinder are a different breed

[womanwithleftbeef]

When you tell a “cis het” guy that your GAY and trans and he’s like yeah yeah that’s fine with me let’s be friends yay! Then he pulls out the “when I’ma see you?” 🤦🏼‍♂️