#tinderguy

[deepstreetescapeartist]

Oh?

[ishiptratie-blog]

Seems like I finally lost my getting-texted-by-a-weird-tinder-guy-virginity.

[fatgirlsguidetodating]

In my campaign against dick pics (#stopshowingusyourlittlefellafellas) I have started replying with a critique of their dick pics. For Moustache Man (he sent me a pic of his dick with a moustache drawn on saying I moustache you a question, wanna play with me) I wrote this: "An interesting presentment. Whilst I give you points for originality the actual dick pic is rather boring. It’s like all the other dick pics out there in that you are holding it. Rather than emphasising size doing this makes it look smaller. So you may want to take this into account the next dick pic you send. The moustache and caption give it some humour but that confuses me. Is this meant to he humouress, satirical or a documentary type photo? Whilst I find the humour a good touch I don’t know if other women would. And do you really want women to laugh when they see you dick (pic)? Please take my feedback into consideration for when you next send a dick pic and I feel certain you could achieve at least a B grade dick pic. As is I give you a C. And that’s more for the humour and moustache than for the actual dick.” Let’s see if he replies…..

[riebiscuit]

a sleepy Tinderguy on the train

[riebiscuit]