How does Legend defend himself as a rabbit?

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How does Legend defend himself as a rabbit?
why are you all so Baby
what kind of adventures do you guys get up to while tiny, anyway?
[1st Image: A tiny Minish Four stands in the foreground, holding up a red rupee while Hyrule, in the background, holds a sword over his head and is chasing an ant that managed to steal his sandwich while bunny!Legend watches on, unwilling to help]
Four: Honestly, it’s just fun being small sometimes! There’s so many new things to find!
[2nd Image: There’s fire surrounding more of the insects, Hyrule has realized that he’s made a mistake and is definitely losing against a horde of ants. Bunny!Legend has laid down and is watching him. In the foreground, Four looks pained, his tail fluffed in irritation.]
Four: Usually.
I love you!!!!!!!!
Hello there tiny adventurers! How are you all doing being smol? Find anything cool?
[1st Image: in the foreground, a frowning Bunny!Legend is looking back at a pleased Fairy!Hyrule holding a twisted shell shaped bead and a small, round red bead in his hands. A speech bubble comes from his mouth that says “I found these pretty cool beads!” Next to him Four who has his right hand lifted up as he speaks, looking out to his left as he says; “It’s hard to pick; there’s always something new and interesting! But new Minish Villages in everyone else’s worlds are always something to look forward to.”]
[2nd Image: Bunny!Legend takes up most of the picture. He’s scowling and looking off to the right, brow furrowed as he says “The only thing I’ve found is humiliation”. Behind him, Four now has his brow furrowed and his arms crossed across his chest while Hyrule looks concerned. They share a speech bubble that says “Hey! You sourpuss!”]