Godric (fairy warlock): Hey Una, have you checked on your tiny bard recently?
Una (genasi artificer): *eyes light up* No!
Thaddeus (khajiit paladin): This probably isn’t the time.
Una: I pull out the music box and open it!
DM: The tiny bard inside immediately starts strumming on his lute and screeches, “Shut the box, shut the fucking box-”
Una: I turn it upside down and shake it out.
DM: ...The tiny bard falls and lands on the cobblestones with a soft thump and doesn’t move.
Seraph (siren sorcerer): Oh my god! I pick him up gently.
DM: He’s limp but trembling like a mouse.
Seraph: He’s alive. *offers to Una*
Una: *sheepish* I put him back in the box.
DM: He immediately sings, “Shut the box, shut the box!”
Una: I’m sorry, I don’t know what came over me.
DM: “Shut the fucking box!”
Una: I shut the box.
