#tiny fanfiction

[ladyoftheteaandblood]

He twist his hands together and looked at you kind of shy. You just know he wants to ask you something but the dork has lost his nerve. Instead he just puts his hand in his inside jacket pocket, pulls out this package and looks at you with a bashful smile. At which point you take his hand and drag him to the nearest hotel room, before he can change his mind. Turns out those hands are erotically gifted and boy so is the tongue. @angryschnauzer @ancientfinnishgoddess @clojury @booksandcatslover @antyc67 @dragonslikesmaug @damageditem @eve1978 @fresh-hell-mel @heathermc13 @itsnerdgirl6044 @jdmookami @ladywyldfire @munchkin80 @vampirewithbedsidemanners @peskipixi @tomforachange @mrshiddelston @oeffsee @ourladybinxthings @writingsandramblingsworld @quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks @servent-alearika @snugglyhiddles

[captaingreigh]

This is Gordon. We met one day just outside of Madrill. The poor critter had been cornered by a small pack of rogue ghosts probably trying to steal his body for their transformation magic. I didn't have a weapon on me and I'm not so good with magic, but performing a flaming parlor trick, I did manage to attract the ghosts attention. With them rushing my direction a scrambled for any rocks or sticks. None really, though there was a glass bottle littered in the foliage. Like Id seen in the movies, I cracked the bottom into a sharp mess and lunged best I could. Ducking and gliding with the only other magic I knew : levitation. I don't know how or why, but the ghosts did leave, and rather quickly. I imagine they were too weak to care about tussling with their kill, even if they probably had the upper hand. The little guy ended up coming home with me.

[ladyoftheteaandblood]

Dear Mother “The Tumblr Wars”

Dear Mother,

It’s now week 345 in the trenches and I’m wondering if the Tumblr wars will ever end. It’s hard being alone at nights and hearing the posts drop and the girls start to squeal. Some of my most loyal troops have been turn to the dark side by Lee Pace and Aidan Turner.  Those left have been brave and posted ferociously, coming up with many ways to keep the Tumblr Fandom MINE!

You have no idea how vicious this war is getting. Last week RDJ posted a cute picture of himself with fans, only to discover they were from the Renner Fandom, his ransom is too high to pay, he is now lost to us.

Many good men have fallen on this god forsaken site and I’m sure many more will fall but we will fight on.

The Wimbledon and SDCC shots won us much ground but will they be enough to win this desperate game of Follow me!?

Last night the Hemsworth and Cumberbatch camps fought dirty with naked pictures of their leaders. Cumberbatch has yet to use his trump card and all Fandoms fear the day he does. Yes the day he drops the Cumberbaby and him shots, there will be casualties. I only hope I can face these atrocities and get through that battle.

We will not be deterred and have planned a counter attack that will gain us, not only the Hemsworth and Cumberbatch fans but also the Pace and Evans army.

I have had a new photo shoot and video done by a top photograph in my undies. As I write, my girls are editing furiously ready to unleash these posts, gifs and memes, on an unsuspecting Tumblr world with these and the rather racy fanfictions they are coming up with I feel if they don’t win this heinous battle nothing will.

Mum do not despair your son will win this war and rule the World

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OK that may have been a bit much.

Love as always your son

Tom.

author ladyoftheteaandblood

Morning All just a little drabble to cheer the soul

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