#tiny is a savage

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Thurston: There are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Thurston way.

Tiny: Isn’t that the wrong way?

Thurston: Yes, but it’s faster.

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"What exactly are you doing tomorrow?"

"Having my day ruined by whatever you're about to ask me to do."

- Tiny and Shiny, interchangable

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I want my daughters to be kind but I also want them to know they can throat punch someone if they need to.

Mrs. Pteranodon.

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Gilbert: I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter “A”!

Buddy: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Tiny: F#@k you.

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Don: [nervously laughing because it's his turn in the Using Our Honest Words To Describe Each Other game]

Shiny: Oblivious.

Don:

Shiny: Foolish.

Don:

Shiny: Clumsy. Irresponsible. Doofus. Nincompo-

Buddy: -There's also funny, kind-

Shiny: Don't interrupt. Okay, where was I-

Buddy: But-

Tiny: [recovered from being punched and walking back over] Did you say clumsy already?

Shiny: There's-

Buddy: HEY!!!

[everyone turns and looks at Buddy]

Buddy: Why did we decide to turn this into a game of saying mean things about each other? Can't we be nice to each other?

Don: I think Buddy's right.

Tiny: Shut up, Don.

Buddy: We're supposed to be siblings and friends. And we'll feel better lifting each other up than putting each other down.

Buddy: So... What do you say? [smiles hopefully]

Tiny: I mean... It's funner to make fun of each other. But...

Don: I don't think it's fun.

Shiny: ... I hate it when you're right, Buddy.

Don: Which is all the time.

Buddy: [awkwardly ducks his head]

Shiny: [tearing up] Actually, Don, you're thoughtful, intuitive, open minded, inquisitive, funny...

Don: Yay! Wow! Did Shiny just compliment me!?!

Shiny: Don't get used to it.

Buddy: Yay! Friendship!

Tiny: [cursing under her breath cause Buddy's right] I wanna be mean...

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Shiny: I'm going to regret this. My turn! Use Your Honest Words To Describe Me.

Tiny: [takes huge breath]

Buddy, Don, Shiny: Uh oh.

Tiny: Bossy, snobby, control freak, simp, annoyingly pushy, rude, arrogant, smug, vein-

Buddy: I think you can stop now-

Tiny: Temperamental, oversensitive, stuck up, prissy, authoritarian, prickly, acts like a manager despite not being in management, agitating-

Don: Dude, let me have a turn-

Tiny: Controlling, strict, tyrannical, despotic, bi-

Shiny: [punches Tiny, sending her flying backwards]

Buddy:

Don:

Shiny: ... Violent. There. Anyone else?

Buddy: [backing away nervously]

Tiny: Hey! That hurt!

Don:

Don: Princess.

Shiny: Okay, well, it's your turn now...

Don: [nervous laughter]

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Gilbert: You scare me.

Tiny, eating a KitKat sideways: I realize this, and I love it.