I think one day the commanders of the coruscant guard just sit down and go "okay im done w the chancellor he's just a bit too slimy in personality"
and stone goes "oh no problem, i have The Solution"
And the solution! Is jar jar binks.
U lock him in a room w a slimy politician and see what comes out? Right. Thats the plan. Its not a good plan, but it is A Plan. And stone is confident. And like. They dont really wanna be implicated in a murder or a coup so they just say "cool, we'll let you do that then"
And like four hours later, jar jar stumbles out of the chancellor's office holding a lightsaber. There's footage on the news (shot from a hovercraft outside of the chancellor's wall of windows) of palpatine trying very hard to kill jar jar using sith nonsense--and dying in a series of very scooby doo style events.
Someone asks the guard why they weren't guarding palpatine. And they're like "we were ordered not to, obviously."
And then the jedi have to wrestle the sith lightsaber away from jar jar before he accidentally beheads someone.
Things aren't all rosy because sly moore and all palpatine's other cronies are still around. But stone has a solution for that! (Its still jar jar binks)









