Can I give you a tasertricks prompt? I was watching How I met your Mother and it popped into my head, and I thought immediately of you cos your fics are superb! Darcy and Loki get married accidentally in Vegas. Or, they get hammered and get married with an equally hammered and equally enthusiastic Thor as the groomsman. Either way, they are left dealing with the consequences and due to some legislation reason or whatever, they can't get it reversed for a specific amount of time.
I'm so sorry, but I don't think I can! I've got a list of things to-write that's longer than my arm right now (guys, I swear the Kíli smut, and Darcy & Loki Do the Nine Realms, and Galatea and more Thorin/OFC, and trope_bingo, and fem!Bilbo is all coming), so I think if I said yes you'd just wind up waiting forever in disappointment. It's a lovely idea, though, and I'm really pleased you thought I might do a good job of it. <3