[atheistj]

Incorrect Star Wars quotes

[amnesiaguy]

THE PERSON I HOOK UP WITH RECOGNIZED MY FIC AS MINE AS THEY READ IT BECAUSE THE SEX IN IT REMINDED THEM TOO MUCH OF THE SEX WE’VE HAD………. I WANT TO DIE……………….

[skywalker-anakin]

this deadass sounds like a fic plot

[amnesiaguy]

it’s not my FAULT

[amnesiaguy]

we just hooked up again and they wouldn’t stop pitching their voice really low and talking about our profound bond… they kept cracking themself up too badly to keep going… for like fifteen minutes :/

[ayeforscotland]

Controversial opinion for some fucking idiots: Saying you turned out fine because you were smacked by your parent as a kid does not mean that being smacked was a good thing.

If your defence to a ban on smacking a child is ‘I was smacked and I turned out fine’…you didn’t turn out fine as you think it’s acceptable to hit a child.

[ayeforscotland]

“My brother was leathered by my dad and he turned into an amazing man with a good job.”

No, he became an amazing man with a good job despite being beaten by his dad, not because of it.

[f1rstperson]

If you’re gonna write straight characters you need to have a reason for it, it has to be relevant to the plot :/

you cant just have straight characters for the sake of having straight characters :/

like it’s just bad to try to force straight characters into a story for no reason :/

[greentrickster]

There’s a reason these two are friends. :)

[6sheep]

[mjalti]

25 human years to Keanu is equivalent to like 2 minutes. he hasn’t changed outfits cuz he’s barely started his day

[worthyironman]

with all of these movie reboots i would like to pitch a mean girls reboot staring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chis Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt

[poorunfortunategirls]

You mean heathers

[worthyironman]

No I mean mean girls. If I wanted heathers I would have said heathers. Mean girls. No context as to why. Just grown men in high school. Same lines. Literally nothing has changed. Amy Poehler is still the mom. Chris Hemsworth sees another guy wearing cargo shorts and asks him where he got them, the boy says they were hand me downs from his big brother. Hemsworth calls them vintage and then immediately turns around and says they’re he ugliest effing cargo shorts he’s ever seen. This is what I meant

[londoncallingsigh]

″Chris, I don’t know if you checked Google today, but it’s like viral about your whole full frontal scene. So if you could just talk about that, if it was like awkward or out of your comfort zone, and what it was like to film.” - Interviewer to Chris Pine, Outlaw King Press Conference TIFF 2018

[starlightomatic]

I’m not gonna argue that you have some existential obligation not to schedule things on Jewish holidays but I am gonna say that when you do it, it makes Jews a little less welcome in your space

[starlightomatic]

And this is especially an issue in a space that is already for a marginalized group and is trying to be intersectional, eg. an LGBTQ group

[starlightomatic]

And like, I know there are Jewish people who’d still go, but tbh that’s kind of part of the issue — by scheduling things this way, you’re contributing to the stress of having to choose, the pressure to assimilate, and the tension of being a Jew in the diaspora

[starlightomatic]

Non-Jews can reblog this

[phoenixyfriend]

If you’re like me, then your first reaction to this was “Okay, but there are a lot of holidays and a lot of religions, how do I schedule around all of them?”

So I went and found an Interfaith Calendar of Holy Days for major religions.

(More under the cut.)

Keep reading

[starlightomatic]

Thank you for this addition! I was actually thinking of linking this exact calendar. And very good point about checking in with someone from the religion — many holidays are minor or at least don’t really get in the way of going to events. Like, scheduling something on Chanukah or Tu Bishvat would be totally fine.

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[taraljc]

I just laughed at this for 1 minute straight

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

The easiest way to wrangle cats.

[ufocafe]

so i asked a friend what was up and she replied with this and i feel like i’m in an episode of the twilight zone

[brainstatic]

The president doesn’t know the Earth is round.

[carohoku]

oh god this isn’t an onion article.  https://www.politico.com/story/2018/08/13/trump-world-knowledge-diplomatic-774801 

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

That last comment could be the theme of this entire administration.

[teaandinanity]

[bransonreese]

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[mortalityplays]

if you ever edited this comic and reposted it without credit u’re morally obligated to buy a shirt, I don’t make the rules I just enforce them

[viudanegraaa]

God if the Captain Marvel soundtrack doesn’t have one good, iconic, absolutely positively 90’s track on it I’m going to fight the Marvel execs

[viudanegraaa]

IT BETTER BE A NIN TRACK.

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

When I was doing Twilight there was a moment when it was snowing and hailing in the middle of the set and I couldn’t finish shooting the scene, so I went behind a tree and cried for like 30 seconds and came back and then went ‘right we’re going to do this and this’. On that film I never went over budget, never went over schedule, never fired people or yelled at people, nothing. But I get told that I’m emotional and difficult and cried on sets.” She laughs. “Listen I’ve been on sets where male directors have fired the crew, gone over schedule by a month, two months, even three, gone over budget by millions, come in unprepared, not even had a shot list, yelled and got into physical fights with people or, you know, brought hookers to set… No one says they’re difficult. Or I’ve also seen a big man, a former football player, who cried on set and you know what happened? People gave him a round of applause and said he’s so sensitive… If somebody says there’s not a gender bias, that there’s not a double standard, then they do not have their eyes open.”

Does she believe that double standard has had a knock-on effect on her career? “I said in print after Twilight came out that I’d love to do a superhero movie – did anyone call? Not one person, but we won best action sequence at the MTV awards and Twilight had just made $400m (£257m). Let’s just admit that any guy who’d done that every studio would have called them and been like ‘lets do a three-picture deal. What’s the next movie you want to make?’ For me it was radio silence. I refused to give up so I called up about a script I’d loved with loads of action sequences and said I’d love to meet on it and they came straight back and said ‘no we want a guy’. The guy they eventually hired had no box office close to what I’d done but they wanted a guy because it was action.”

Catherine Hardwicke

[strongbowdarkfruit]

[itsmejaytee-deactivated20181208]

excellent

[tastefullyoffensive]

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