AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF HOW ONE DIRECTION IS LITERALLY RUINING MY LIFE
omg can i just talk about how angelica, danani, tiona, and i had a baby sitting job from HELL yesterday? just for a second? okay, thanks.
so they day starts off terrible because we have to wake up at 7 am and uh sorry i don't rise until sometime after the double digits have come and gone. yeah so that happens and we get dropped off at the kids' house before they even get there so we get the grand tour of the mini-mansion and okay yeah everything is fine.
and then the kids get there.
and by bigger and better i mean PREPARING TO RUIN OUR LIVES.
the parents are just about ready to leave. going over the basics like 'oh be mindful of what you watch' yadda yadda and the mom mentions radio disney and i was like I LOVE RADIO DISNEY because i'm 19 and i do and i'm not ashamed of it. so jordan comes back downstairs and shes like 'HEY JORDAN, ASIA LOVES RADIO DISNEY!' and he gives me this look like
and that should've been the point when i realized this boy was up to no good, but oh god was i fooled.
so the parents leave and the kids are upstairs doing their thing (like their mom said they would) and we're downstairs watching t but then jordan comes barreling down the stairs and snatches the remote from me and mutes the tv and turns on his ~Disney Channel Original Movie: LET IT SHINE~ cd and turns it up so loud and proceeds to yell over the music telling us that he knows every lyric to every song from the movie. and that's cool and all but suddenly he's the one in control and we're all sitting around listening to him scream about his major knowledge of the movie and so he does that for like half an hour and somewhere during that time angelica, danani, and i stopped listening to him so tiona was stuck listening to him prattle on until he just threw the remote at her and ran upstairs.
so we turn that shit off and revel in the silence that engulfs the room but then we go upstairs to play michael jackson on the Wii or s/t and jordan comes and takes over everything and we just sit there and try to play bop it but he steals that too and and then plays some random mix cd he apparently made on his laptop and by now want to kill this kid ok he's screaming voer everyone and snatching shit and wow
so we get in a nerf gun fight and that was fun until it wasnt anymore and we go downstairs and he starts blowing up balloons from out of nowhere and letting there air out in ppls faces and so i try to snatch one from him because im getting PISSED THE FUCK OFF and everyone is like ASIA CALM DOWN because i was about to fling him across the room
and eventually he settles down and i go put his stupid toys away and we're all watching adventure time and falling asleep like YAY NAPTIME but then the door rings and jordan darts over there and fucking 4 more kids arrive and im ready to commit suicide and theyre all between the ages of 7 - 11 and we've just become a damn daycare
and these kids were worse than just jordan and layla ok
the oldest was a girl named sky who was 11 and then two other girl idk their ages but they were sister close to sky's age named carrington and jordan (ha) and then sky's brother whose named i never learned and they all wanted to go to the pool so we take them all and oh god
they run out of the house to the little community pool thing and run in and jump in splashing ppl and taking others kids' toys and shit and we calm then down like OK ACT RIGHT OR WE'RE GOING INSIDE so they calm down but jordan the boy broke some random kid named ethan's toy and hi mother comes and curses me out in like her heavily accented english (she was korean) and i was just like I UNDERSTAND OK IM SORRY and w/e they leave and layla (shes the youngest and my personal fav) gets hungry so we bring her some chips but then EVERYONE wants some fucking chips so we're making back and forth trips for these heathens until eventually we're like fuck it LETS GO INSIDE AND EAT FOR REAL
getting them inside was a mission and then we feed them and they finally settle the fuck down until one of them ends up on like pay per view or s/t and angelica shuts that down and im like ok lets go back to the pool before you all start acting crazy again and we go and they act like wild animals and w/e i'm getting tired of typing
we go back inside adn they demand pizza but couldnt agree on a place so we dont get it and wow ok we MISSED THE TEEN CHOICE AWARDS AND THE BEST PART OF THE DAY IS WHEN THEIR PARNETS CAME AND PICKED THEM UP AND WE ALL GOT PAID 20 BUCKS YAY OK I HAVE A SPLITTING HEADACHE AND MY BACK HURTS SO BAD BECAUSE I WAS JUST IN A CAR ACCIDENT SO I'M GOING TO GO KMS NOW OR S/T OK BYE
