🍸 what's the most embarrassing incident you've had whilst drunk?
Weeeell, listen! I swore to never tell this story but you’re cuuuute, so let’s keep it between us, okay?
You know how pretty guys are the worst, right? Like how are they fair? It’s baffling! I’m super short, so lots of them are taller than me, and then they come up in here with pretty eyes and nice hair and smiles and muscles and voices--
That wasn’t my point, was it? No, no, it wasn’t... Oh, story! This one time, Carrie was kind enough to lend me a pair of handcuffs, right? And like, it was definitely a fun time! Like wow, 10/10 would do again! But they belonged to Sparky. How could she play me like that? Why didn’t she tell me first?? It was a a real tragedy, let me tell you!
But, but! I remembered to return them! ...I might have been... a little drunk...? And Sam is pretty and pretty guys are unfair--and he also had just gotten home from work so he was still in uniform! So um, I allegedly said something like: “Sorry for stealing these, Sam! Though... I wouldn’t mind if you arrested me with them. So, are you going to arrest me, Officer?”
And what happened after is a secret, shhhhh!
