Guess who's super tipsy because I accidentally drank both a fourloko 13.9% pregame (it said it was sour punch...it was neither sour, nor punch, but it was easy to chug ig) and a 3.9% hard simply lemonade 🙃
I genuinely adore the floaty feeling I get when I drink and manage it well(I may have taken down an entire thing of garlic seasoned baby potatoes to put something in my stomach- 😅)
But anyway! Hot tickle stuff!
I accidentally drank this after not drinking for 2-3 weeks so my tolerance is completely reset and I can't help thinking about being found and confronted on my blog while I'm like this.
I'd be so pathetic, fumbling over my words and not quite stumbling, but nowhere near steady either. My hacks for gauging my alcohol level is how numb my face gets, if I feel a little dizzy/ the world spins at all or if I get the occasional hiccup which I'm all displaying right now.
There's absolutely no hiding my blush while I'm like this, I'm constantly correcting typos when I like to think I'm quite literate generally, and I quite love the idea of being forced to type without taking my typos out to show how silly I really am is hot 🤣😭
God, the warmth of someone else's body enveloping mine, cuddling and just on the vegre of sleep only to feel their breath on my ear making me giggle freely and squirm a bit in their grasp.
Ugh. I feel so needy, affectionate and cuddly. Just wanna cuddle up with a warm furnace of a person or cuddle up with my heating pad and a cooler temp person and just sleep to the sound of someone's breathing and heartbeat.
Okay; going to bed now with heating pad in tow ❤️ (After tonight, I seriously have to monitor my usage; I was doing good but toasted skin syndrome is no joke. Please everyone, if you see red or worse, brown along your veins after using a laptop or heating pad consistently, let your skin recover. It can be addictive, I know, especially in the place of a person but cocoon with all your comfort blankets as we come into summer instead. It can increase your risk for skin cancer; you got this. I believe in you ❤️)