#tipsy talk

[0nlyhere4phil]

THATS WIFE RIGHT THERE

[puffedspaghetti]

So I'm hanging out with a friend from highschool on Friday. I know for a fact he was into me in highschool, he told me so. Anyways how do I make this a "we are hanging out as friends to catch up" and not a possible date thing?

[doughxdollie]

I'm tipsy and stoned, mainly[!!!], with family today 🖤

[succubitch1]

Bacon Bitch / Sunday

Not pictured: “the drunk bitch” drink—I’ve never been actually drunk like that in public or anywhere for that matter but it was so fun and I looked beautiful 😍

Also not pictured: my empty plate of steak and eggs paired w a yummy Prosecco.

[lightofthemoon23]

So I got the job-yay! Like the staff for once seem really understanding and genuine and my people and going to help me finish what I started. It sucks it'll only be temporary until July but I'll be back, back there. I'm bouncing back. But hours are minimum by my standard, which is great because I can do my part time jobs alongside this and write (and meet up with @virgilsandersakaanxiety 😊) but my money will be alot less than I'm used to and I'll have to work harder to make up extra. Buuut I'll be able to move out sometime next month or October and life will actually start. I'm getting mental health support and time to work and write with supportive colleagues, this should be good right? I'll be making a MASSIVE difference in education which is all I've wanted, just funding sucks.

Soo that's what's going on in my life rn, welcome to my life rant

[pixicunt]

I really just want fuck a pretty girl while she cries in my lap *sighs*

[mandoalorian]

See when I watch WW84 and Max comes on, I don’t think top me top me top me, I think …

Max: baby, I’m gonna make you see heaven (or something cheesy along those lines)

Reader: 🥱

Reader: puts Max in his place, shoves him back into his chair, slides onto his desk, props their strappy-heeled foot on the arm of his chair, and orders him to take off their shoes. 👠

Max: … top me top me top me!

that is hot as hell

tugging on his tie and playing with his suspenders and straddling that dumb blonde businessman 😍😍😍

[syven-siren]

I'm thinking about sub!John. I think he'd be a real good boy. Like you'd ask him what he want and his answer would be something along the lines of "Whatever you wish. Please.🥺"

God I NEED a sub John rn

Oh definitely. He’d be soft spoken and shy. A blush on his cheeks . Having the most difficult time looking you in the eyes.