COWBOY AU COWBOY AU i can't decide whether it'd be funnier if this was an AU where they meet at the ranch for the first time OR if this takes place right after escape pod ending. Like they have zero actual social skills (stanley is mute and the narrator wont stop talking to the point where people are uncomfortable because he's so used to it) so they decide city life is really not for them and live outside of civilization with some cows and horses I think that'd be so funny.









