A genius by accident is still a genius

☆.。.☆He/him | 20+ I will reblog sex jokes lol | I love birds, space and cartoons but I mostly reblog whatever tickle my fancy | Sometimes I post my art

[daydream-corpse]

Decided to make a proper pinned post ! Mostly to keep all my “important” links in one place

Hello, I am Daydream-Corpse, I am a 20+ something french guy and I won’t say much about myself except I like video games, birds, cartoons and reading and I like lurking around. I’m a big mad scientist/engineer enjoyer, I love villains and horror. I kin for fun.

You might mostly know me for all my 12exe drawings but if you’re here for something else, have fun !

Art tag is : birdy’s doodles

Links !

You can commission me at my ko-fi : any donation or commission are highly appreciated!

If you like dexdark, come hang out with us in our discord ! It’s 18+ for convenience but the nsfw discussion and art are only in some dedicated channels, we’re also very small. (link has been removed for now because anons are being weird, just ask me in pm!)

My artfight!! I love seeing people ocs and drawing them !

Fandoms are many even if I don’t talk about them all the time: Dexlab (mostly the ego trip movie), Nintendo games, O.K K.O, American Arcadia, Eastward, Hollow Knight, Batman, Homestuck, Dungeon Meshi, Bobby Pendragon, Scythe, Ace Attorney, Fear and Hunger, Cookie run…

I love receiving asks !! pspspsps You can even send in drawing requests from fandoms I am in but don’t expect me to get to it immediately, I am very slow lol

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[monstersovka]

🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️

if you want to get a tattoo with a trans dragon or print it for yourself (not for commercial use) then you can send me a donation in the amount of $10 or more and do it! 🖤🏳️‍⚧️

[batshit-auspol]

Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

[batshit-auspol]

Imagine being on a work call with an Aussie and they suddenly announce they're gonna blow a load in response to a problem.

[fred-the-dinosaur]

Not Aussie but I asked an American once if she was taking the piss ( i.e. pulling my leg, joking. Perfectly cromulent and friendly english expression)

and she got really upset because she thought I was threatening to piss ON her

[honiibbang]

This is killing me

[batshit-auspol]

Rifling through the tags, here's some other terms which are apparently causing mass carnage whenever they escape our borders:

Having a goon (i.e. Sipping on a delightful wine)

Having a gaytime (Eating an icecream)

Having a sticky beak (Investigating)

Take a squiz (To have a sticky beak)

Get stuffed (To express a revelation is most frightful)

Chuck a sickie (Take a day off work due to the humours being misaligned)

Chuck a wobbly (When one's temperament becomes visibly upset)

Carry on like a pork chop (Acting most silly indeed)

Thongs (flip flops)

Hot chook (Pre-cooked supermarket rotisserie chicken, otherwise known as the Bachelor's Handbag)

Fair suck of the sauce bottle (Let's be real)

Shits me to tears (Something is mildly annoying)

Not here to fuck spiders (Expressing a situation is serious)

Having a piss-up (A social gathering)

I'll shout you (offering to goon an old chum)

A cruisy place (a relaxed atmosphere, where one might shout and goon the night away while enjoying many a gaytime in your favourite thongs)

[buginateacup]

Some usamerican friends of mine recently learned the Aussie meaning of snail trail (the line of hair from the bellybutton heading south). They were horrified to say the least

[mintsky420]

these miis are driving me nuts

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[assignedmale]

[vile-things]

[theonevoice]

For a moment I thought they were going to spend eternity together in the cosmic bookshop writing the whole universe back in existence in the blank books...

[lypsys]

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[dankxsinatra]

[daydream-corpse]

[tvguts]

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

[memories-of-ancients]

Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century

from The Hunt Museum, Limerick

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

[localxenospores]

i was compelled

[beastoftheblackhole]

I was also compelled

[one-hell-of-a-sheep]

why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gay

[yurious-george]

compelling argument

[mossadspydolphin]

what does this say about victor hugo

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no he was just french

[jam-the-hologram]

R.R Tolkien?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

autistic infodumping

[elden-12]

Put this together and I dread to think how long a novel by an autistic gay Frenchman would be. :p

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish