#tiring as hell

[hardly-a-p3rson]

okay so that was actually really nice. I feel heard and validated :]

[mikkouille]

also applications that ask for a cover letter in attachment and then have a space to write stuff like what girl! do I repeat myself! do I put a little heart!

[celticrune]

Hiya y'all. Explanation for my unexplained leave of absence under the cut. It turned into a kind of rambling general life update so I wanted to avoid clogging up your dash, hence the read more

And I'm back! Sorry for the unannounced leave of absence, I was going to a LARP event this weekend and today I was visiting the awesome loki-salt-and-burned-the-spoopy, who has returned from the mythical land of Oxford for a week. We watched HTTYD 2 and played Fall Out: New Vegas on two different pc's (well, a pc and a laptop) while sitting next to each other and sort of keeping up with the same missions. It was fun

The LARP was awesome, post apocalyptic horror (though as I've heard this event was very peaceful compared to others). It was a lot of fun, first time LARPing so I was kinda nervous but it was great the people were really chill as well.

It really fucked with my head though. Staying IC for two whole days (and sleeping IC as well) kinda sticks with you so I'm still somewhat stuck in the story. I just haven't really settled yet. Not harmful, but a bit of an odd feeling.

Also I made two three hour trips today to see Tori. (and to clarify I currently live in Groningen, while Tori lives relatively close to my parents) I was planning to go from Groningen to Tori in the morning (which took exactly three hours of trains and buses), spend the day there, then go to my parents in the evening (since that was a way shorter trip), spend the evening there and then return to Groningen tomorrow morning. Thing is I kind of forgot that my parents were on holiday this weekend and thus weren't home today. At least I remember on the station, before taking the bus home, so I could still catch the train back to Groningen, but that was kinda embarrassing. Also I forgot I had a thing in Groningen today oops? Oh well I'm going to put this under a read more now since it got unexpectedly long

[jakmyswag-blog]

Best Quotes of my Job (Didn't realize I never posted this...)

"Hey guys, while you were trying to make a catapult, I made a crossbow out of Popsicle sticks."

"O YA"

"THE FLAG GOES RIGHT HERE, NOW PLAY."

"Yep, that's my kid, he's bipolar as shit but he's good at heart."

"Yeah, this kid flipped a shit playing four square... How do I write a report without saying he flipped a shit?"

"I've got 11 of my 12 kids inside... I pretty sure there's something wrong with them."

"I've learned that the instructor doesn't mind if I sleep as long as I put my sunglasses on. I get 45 minute naps everyday."

"Oh shit, those kids just slammed into each other... I mean he ran into a pole."

"Well this kid has special cream you need to rub on his lips if he passes out... never mind it's just cake frosting."

"Well see, now you're my slave."

"NO! YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE BASIC CONCEPT OF GIMP!"

"Hey buddy, you okay? Well if you want to talk about it, ask the other PA."

"Let's just throw the worst kids together and watch them fight."

"Once they hit 6th grade, we should just send them to an island for four years and let them destroy each other."

"So what do you use the JockStrap for?"

"So that kid is a kick boxer right?"

"He says he isn't, but he's gonna whoop some ass."

"YOU'RE WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!"

"The whole Rick Ross video montage that I was going to have just got ruined."

"Do we even have jobs anymore?"

"Just take the paycheck and cash it right away. That way they can't void it if you missed something."

[askspeedy]

Quick announcement- Away for the day!

I'm away for the day as I clean the fuck out of my room. I can still be contacted fine, just expect answering to be LAAAAATE. :)