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EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ME🔥🔥🔥🔥 • (26) • block my main too if u block me @/mikkaure pls

[mikkouille]

anyway need her back manifestation moodboard [UPDATED]

[maykitz]

northernlion was reading out a sweet note his daughter wrote him in kindergarten that said "i know my dad loves me because he's my favorite person and i'm his favorite person" and someone commented "circular reasoning"

[berdyman]

Was so well behaved the urologist let me put my finger in his ass too

[mymotorcyclediaries]

Love women who love the brine of life...Pickles, Olives, pickled jalapeños, sun-dried tomatoes, pickled ginger, pepperoncini, kimchi, pickled red onions

[jame7t]

im geussing hole asmr is put the migropheon in you're pussie...

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[boobpurgatory]

top 10 asks written in middle english

[biglawbear]

I'm instituting a new policy of "if I can't easily read your crusty scanned PDF then I'm sending it back to you, telling you to get your shit together and save your .docx as .pdf, and causing snakes to manifest inside your house"

[christaaah]

this but also if you are in accounting and you have an Excel file please do not save it as a PDF or take a screenshot of it and then paste it into another Excel file

[biglawbear]

I take it back whatever you have going on is way worse than what I was dealing with holy shit

[firstbornsons-deactivated202605]

@thesummoningdark hello?????

[thesummoningdark]

yeah no this is a real thing an actual human being said to me

[biglawbear]

Good afternoon to everyone in the notes having a horrible time! Y'all are fighting demons I never knew existed!! I think every person that makes you do stupid time wasting shit like this because they refuse to learn basic computer literacy should be fired!!

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[demonprincex]

truly mystified by what people perceive to be blonde hair. if that shit is not light and very yellow how is it not fucking brown hair. I know a lot of people who were blonde as children continue to identify as such as they get older because of like white supremacy making being blonde feel more desirable than the alternative or something but this is crazy

[guillotinedream]

theres literally a standard for it in hairdressing as well like a level 7 and up is considered blonde but ppl in between 6-7(🗿) will be like “i was blonde as a baby im still blond” like no you’re closer to brown than you are to actually being a level 7. Like its literally fine

[mikkouille]

kinda wanna makeoit with a woman again

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[segamascott]

[qqchurch]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the crazy thing is im not even smart

[pinkadillydoo]

baby royal cat siblings....

[achillesinhighheels]

Young Thug at the airport in a wheelchair while eating Nilla Crackers (2015)

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[demonprincex]

statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you

[demonprincex]

the only valid person in the replies like at all