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Conscious decisions

With my mom on speaker phone and husband in the room

Me: It doesn’t surprise me. Dad doesn’t tell me anything

Mom: Yeah, like not telling you he got married. 

Me: That’s not true mom. He did tell me. He was very up front that he made a conscious decision not to invite me. 

husband: Yup, that’s your dad. 

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Do you ever worry about being liked?

Me: Hey, wish me luck on my presentation tomorrow.

Ken: Wait, you want me to wish you luck now on the presentation tomorrow? Or do you want me to wish you luck tomorrow?

Me: Whatever floats your fucking boat.

Ken: So, do you ever worry about being liked?

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The cost of prosperity

Walking down the street at 9:30pm in Chicago

“I feel terrible for you guys who have to constantly find things to worry about. I mean, I wake up knowing I need to worry about things like how I’m going to get health care”

“Wait, are you saying we’re the unlucky ones because we’re too privileged to know what we should be worrying about?

"Yeah, totally”

“Seriously though Andy, you need health insurance”