#tittydicktea

[u3pxx]

ur swaps are neat. here are some skrimbles

UE UE UEEEE WHAT THE HELL???? ART OF THEM???!?!?!? 🥹🥹🥹🥹

ohhh thank you so much for drawing them, these drawings are so adorable and lovely!!! crowley steaming over being smooched ourghghwgahgwhaghagh <333 AND THEM HOLDIN EACH OTHER! OURGHHH!!!!!

[the-moon-pal]

chicken has appeared in backyard

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Chicken in the backyard..... What will she do.....

[septic-dr-schneep]

James: I could bake these cookies at 200° for 10 minutes, or I could bake them at 2000° for 1 minute- Charles: JAMES NO

It’d be more accurate if you switched them around XD Charles has no idea how modern ovens work; I wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest if he thought the oven could legitimately go to 2000 degrees! 

[viostormcaller]

ngl i thought colonel sanders was older warfstache for a sec

Oh n o

[bleakboyblue]

🤝 sonic and Shadow? Sksk platonically of course :D

texts the other memes at 3 am:

shadow

tries to convince the other to do an idea that definitely sounds questionable:

sonic, definitely ndjssjn

always has to host the impromptu sleepover:

I feel shadow would. I see sonic as being so busy he wouldn't be able to keep his house as clean as he wants it to be

who’s netflix account gets mooched off of:

shadow's (poor shadow)

brings all the snacks and who supplies the movie:

shadow brings the snacks, sonic supplies the movies

is usually the first one to say sorry after a fight:

sonic, I feel shadow would be too stubborn

is the ‘ mom friend ‘:

shadow

calls the other at 12 am to wish the other a happy birthday without fail:

sonic

is the better wingman to the other:

sonic

‘ the strong must protect the sweet ‘ , who’s the ‘ strong ‘ and who’s the ‘ sweet ‘:

strong: sonic

sweet: shadow

 pulls the other up for karaoke to sing a duet together:

I think neither would, to be honest. I feel sonic wouldn't want to stand up there for so long and I think shadow would have stage fright

[ask-egos-incorporated]

Happ Borth Host. *slides over chocolate* hope you have a good day!

“The Host hopes that he will too and accepts the treat gratefully. He doesn’t often get the opportunity to eat desserts.”

[undertaleheadcannonsfromagremlin]

Perfect Blue x Damien x Red

It was like a support system. Their whole relationship and its dynamics, it was supportive, romantic, and truly caring, that was one of the very things that Damien had loved about the two charming, yet very different skeletons. Blue always peppered him in kisses, in hugs, and he spoiled him in general. If he felt bad, about anything, Blue would be the one to cheer him up, to tell him that he loves him so much, that he was doing whats best for himself. And god, those words helped Damien through the harsher times, then there was Red. He was such a sweetheart, learning the ins and outs of the hormone replacement therapy, and he’s really good at knowing when Damien needs reassurance. He’s always protective of him, and he literally had beaten up and transphobic piece of shit, which was somewhat horrifying to even watch. But they were so supportive, so kind, so loving... God, it was like they were purposely making him flustered by thinking about them. They were always there, and they would always be there. Perhaps being in a poly relationship with them truly did help him in more ways then he could count, he could recall the very moment when it was proposed, now that was a wild ride to recall... 

“Babe, you comin’ with the popcorn or what? The movies about to start.” Red’s voice spoke, oh right, they were have a movie night. Bringing the large bowl of popcorn, Damien had settled in, between Blue and Red. It just felt so... Perfect. Blue’s arm was wrapped around Damien’s shoulder while Red’s was around Damien’s waist, the popcorn bowl in Damien’s lap. He wouldn’t trade this for anything in the world. 

They were actually watching a movie recommended to them by someone, it was Signs, a movie from 2002, about Aliens, and Red looked bored, but nonetheless he was going to watch it, he wasn’t exactly a fan of older movies. He wasn’t going to complain just yet. A short while into the movie, Blue was basically hugging Damien’s arm tightly, and Red was more interested, Damien, on the other hand, well, he couldn’t help but to admire the two skeletons right next to him. They were so different, it was amusing to some extent. Switching his focus back onto the movie, he continued watching, with his two loves. 

Bonus: “Red, did you really just add milkduds to the popcorn?” Damien muttered in the middle of the movie, when he tasted the popcorn, then sweet chocolate and caramel soon after. 

“It’s better that way.” Red shrugged, taking some popcorn, and milkduds and eating them, and honestly, Damien didn’t actually mind that much. Eh, it was whatever, truthfully. 

“Red, noooo, why are you like this?” Blue groaned lightly in despair, though he was smiling a bit, he wasn’t mad, more or less entertained by this new knowledge. 

This relationship was perfect, surely. 

I apologize that its short, if anyone hasn’t guessed it yet, I’m not too good at oneshots, haha, I’m better at writing stories, truthfully. But I think this may be at least a tiny bit decent, I don’t know man, haha @tittydicktea

[miishae-archived]

I'll draw something for u. U get to decide what

draw chase wearing nothing but booty shorts and his snap back and i’ll post a picture of the clean dishes.