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Elias/Eli| 25 | he/him

[bleakboyblue]

emergency comms!

yyyuupp, i am opening emergency commissions through my ko-fi. my sister and i plan to move out of our apartment towards the end of july, and my job does not provide me with reasonable income to really put money back into savings. i would also really like this money to go towards my credit card- i am extremely behind with payments. i accept paypal, zelle and cashapp! $0/$300

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any small amount and/or spreading the post around helps, thanks so much!

[bleakboyblue]

Urgent Update: My credit card bill is $155 and if I don't pay that, my card will be charged off by May 31st at midnight, and I don't make enough to confidently cover that. If you're able to buy or send something, it would be awesome. I am currently waiting to hear back from a job interview, so I hope I get hired soon.

[bleakboyblue]

Update: I was able to pay the credit card bill, but I was not given the part-time job I applied to. Anyhow, I appreciate the support so far! My comms are still very much available! Let me draw something for you! $10/$300

[bleakboyblue]

Happy Pride month! Traction slowed for this so I'm reblogging it again. Just a reminder that my comms are open and it would really help towards my goal for moving out by the end of July. I would appreciate it.

[sacred-portal]

[eliotlime]

nothing really matters

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[cheaphalloweencostume]

jesus christ i have to actually draw in order for me to be drawing again

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

[tanagran]

me when i throw away an apple core: too bad i haven't any hogs. i could have put this in their trough.

[nutmargaret]

before the first

[ivipl1]

@ everyone in the group chat lets all melt together into one terrible mound of flesh!!!

[fuzzy-oooze]

There's this really obscure forgotten DC hero named the Heckler, who's basically buggs bunny as a superhero, not having any powers or physically strong, but just really good at pissing people off until they accidentally deal with themselves.

Now they're interesting, but the REAL star of the show is one of his villains, John Doe the Generic Man, who's this guy in a stark white suit with flat pink unshaded, untextured skin with no features or anything who talks like chatGPT and has black text over his face that explains what he's feeling at the moment. That guy is fucking fascinating.

[mightym52]

I first heard about this guy from the "League of regrettable superheroes" Books, (The supervillain one, obviously) and He stuck with me because its such an interesting concept. not only is HE generic, but he has the power to make anything he TOUCHES generic too. I never actually got to experience his whole deal as an actual character, since this was just an info book that tells you about the character, so seeing these panels it really cool.

[bearie]

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

[angelicguy]

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

[bearie]

do you want custody of the post

[angelicguy]

I just wanna hang out

[officialfoxsquadron]

audiences have no idea how to be uncomfortable anymore

[officialfoxsquadron]

watch movies that make you uncomfortable read books that make you uncomfortable go to plays that make you uncomfortable watch tv that makes you uncomfortable look at paintings and sculpture and artwork that makes you uncomfortable. it is spiritually and morally and ethically and artistically really really good for you. think about why you are uncomfortable. what biases do you bring to art? what biases does the art bring to you? how do you reconcile this? how does your worldview grow and expand and change? all this and more will be answered and available to you if you just engage with art that does not coddle you and treats you like an intelligent human being that can sit through discomfort

[64mpg]

bro you are acting unbeautifully towards me

[wizardarchetypes]

he’s made more than one of these and they’re making me insane because for two days i haven’t been able to stop saying ‘i knew it! he’s a vampire! i knew it! i knew it! he’s a vampire! i knew it! he’s’ (x)

[wizardarchetypes]

i knew it! he's a vampire! i knew it! i knew it! i knew it, he's a vampire! he's a vampire, i knew it! i knew it! he's a vampire! i knew it!

[wizardarchetypes]

i knew it! he's a vampire!

[hardwrench]

this dipshit kid @ the lair improvement store is telling me they dont carry Dark Harbinger Blue but i literally scryed it online like do not tempt my wrath right now

[bleakboyblue]

mortal kombat ........ mutuals ....

[failyaoi]

I cast gummy bear spell