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I feel like death warmed up.

I don't think I've ever felt this bad after a night out before. It was a great night though and our routine really brought the house down.

Harper, Flo we have to do that again.

Owl --> Harper & Mason

Mason: I hope you don't have any trouble with me dressing up like you for Firewhiskey Friday.

Mason: Because I'm totally going to do.

Owl // Santarper

Santana: You know, giving up Tequila is total bullcrap.

Santana: This is almost as bad as that time I gave up sex, and that only lasted like... three days.

Santana: I think.

Santana: I dunno.

Owl // Santarper

Santana: Thanks for the ride.

Santana: Was fun.

Owl // Santarper

Santana: Jake and Ryder sitting in a tree...

Santana: M A C K I N G.

Owl // Santarper

Santana: You should come over sometime.

Owl // Santarper

Santana: Have you ever thought that "velvet rose" could be just another term for a vagina?

Owl // Santarper

Santana: So...

Santana: Hell of a hook ya got there, Clarington.

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