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I’m awake, half dead - but awake…
I assume someone has been drinking?

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@thatmasonbishop
Bloody. Hell.
I’m awake, half dead - but awake…
I assume someone has been drinking?
Bloody. Hell.
What time is it?
Time to wake up.
Today I learned
That Mills & Boon makes lesbian fiction too. Where has this been my whole life.
I looked at this for two minutes and I still don't know anything sarcastic to say. I give up.Â
Another day of work.
Then it was taken down for a reason.Â
I resigned when the Ministry bought out my boss.Â
Back home.
Well—Maybe Kara would do well to live with you for the term where the puppies need their mum. How’s that sound? But, shush, Mase. Honestly—I know what they must think but—You can’t be doing that right now. Just trust me. Please.Â
Oh that would be great. Without a .... job .... i have enough time to take care of all of them! Sounds perfect! Ugh. Is something going to happen? Wait you can't tell me anyway. I'll try and pretend I will keep my mouth shut but honestly that won't work because I think I offended another new dominion member already. Whatever Don't have anything to lose anyway.
Another day of work.
Mason. Maybe you shouldn’t.
Too late. I am not subtile.Â
Another day of work.
Quiet. You have nothing to do with this. As for you, young man, I suggest you hold your tongue. Little boys who play with fire get their fingers burnt, or in this case, if you wish to play with the Dominion, who knows what could happen to your little digits.Â
And you clearly never listened to my radio show when it was still on air. And I'm still alive.Â
Back home.
Mase, I love you and I know you like spitting the hate out but I would highly suggest not dong it in a public setting. Things like that can get a man killed. Or worse. As for our puppies—I wouldn’t be against having the little ones breed. But who would take care of the puppies? I’m far too busy for that.Â
We'll see what happens. Both the Dominion and the Ministry no perfectly well what I think anyway. Finally! I would totally take care of the puppies, it's kind of bad that to take them away from the mother though.Â
Another day of work.
Oliver’s face and hair distorted until his appearence mirrored that of the one before him. Well would you prefer this one? Or it must be equally as vile.Â
Ugh.Me throwing up has nothing to do with your face. It has all to do with what kind of allegiance you have. And I don't even care if you are a dirty Dominion member or part of the wrong people at the Ministry.Â
Back home.
So boring and even more boring. Oh what fun and trivial lives we lead, my friend. No, I can’t talk about missions but I don’t even want to talk about them with the people I work with so—That’s saying something. Kara is doing well, nothing but a ball of energy. How is Kenai?
Yeah the lives of an ministry auror and a former radio dj/host couldn't be more exciting right? If only the fucking war wasn't going on though. Fucking dominion. Kind of the same to be honest. Still the same as when he was a little puppy. A bit stronger of course. But kind of used to being home alone for a longer amount of time. I suppose I should treat him a visit to the beach soon though. Now we talk about our dogs. I kind of remember a promise we made years ago and Kenai is totally ready for kids.Â
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Back home.
Mase! How have you been, Handsome?Â
Hmm. Same as ever. Things don't really change around here. How about you? I suppose you can't talk about that mission but still. How's Kara?
Back home.
Merlin, I didn’t think that mission would ever end. Maybe now I can get some good sleep. Knowing my luck—Probably not.Â
Sam! It has been ages since I talked to you!
Current figures reckon 2 owls are getting killed every week as a result of collateral damage
Two every week because of the war.
Shit happens.Â
Fucking war isn't good for anything.
The waiting stage of any project is my least favorite.
I never know what to do.
Get a dog? Every boring moment is not boring anymore.Â
Another day of work.
A vampire really thought he could take me. Cute.Â
Don't look at me I'm going to throw up.Â
Mason-Drew {Private}
At least you let them know.Â
Just an offer. Maybe I should get myself a dog… The lab could use more movement…or I could make one.
I always do. It's what I was known for. I'm not subtile.Â
Yeah I'll keep it in mind for sure. Do you watch out it doesn't get close to.... those inventions and te dog dies?
Mason-Drew {Private}
I know we’re doing good things and all that, but some of the people are really assholes. I’m sorry you get stuck with that.
You know if you ever need a sitter I can watch him. We could set up a bed in the lab.
Oh well, they kind of know I can't really stand them. I hate being affliated with those kind of purebloods. Fucking Ministry doesn't make it any better.Â
I'll keep it in mind for sure. He's kind of used to being home alone now though.