#tix.txt

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I SHIT I FORGOR 💀 (again for fucks sake???)

Everyone! Meet... this little guy!

Whoever can guess his name gets... to feel really fucking cool! And maybe a free drink if you visit lol.

Anyways, he hatched a few days back when i was visiting my parents, so i didn't post anything.

Thank you so much @normal-paldean-student for the egg! He is... kinda really small for a Grimer? i'm pretty sure it's a grimer, right? But he's really small, and kind of a bit more liquid than usual? But you said the eggs were a bit special, right?

There's also this pic where he's more... stable i guess? He likes hanging out in different containers and just sloshing around a bit, but so far he didn't have actual troubles being composed?

//ooc: I am SO SORRY for taking so fucking long to post about him, i had a bad down for tumblr RP and i also wanted to draw this real bad, and then Uni kicked me in the guts and groins so i didn't have time and excuses excuses excuses. Anyways, here we are! YAY! (oh also it's kind of a baby grimer? like cleffa is a baby clefairy? but Tix hasn't quite figures that out, so i just use "grimer" as a tag)

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Hey, uh, PSA or whatever?

If you get a message from this blog regarding the ranger union, that is brandy. Brandy is a rotom and NOT a pokémon ranger. (The one posting on this blog. @paldean-ranger-brandy IS a ranger, but afaik also doesn't do official union business on rotomblr)

YES they (rotom brandy) have access to the ranger database (don't fkn ask me how)

NO they are not a pokémon ranger.

YES their actions might have consequences and the ranger union might be alarmed about you. (I have no clue why they didn't knock in my door yet)

NO the messages from Brandy (this blog) don't have any official capacity and are not legally binding. If you are contacted by the ranger union, that is NOT through rotomblr. You get a physical letter, an official email (something from an @/rangerunion or an official acronym of a local base found on their website) or a visit from an actual ranger in person.

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[a photo is attached. It shows about 27 GAZILLION tiny little shards of... glass? on a countertop. hopefully not. They are coloured slightly yellow-ish and the whole surface is tinted in yellow, it almost seems like a sepia filter. In contrast to that, there is a glass with a deep purple liquid. There is another bowl with another purple liquid of slightly lighter variety. Two eyes are staring slightly off camera from the bowl]

SO i was a bit excited by the idea of making Z-crystal candy from @peppers-premier-ball but i don't have a lot of experience in candy making so... that went to shits kinda. Who would have guessed it'd be more difficult than heating sugar. I mean, the candy itself is probably alright? But shaping is really hard, especially if you wanna make it thin. And hollow. AND FILLED. i need a plan.

On the other hand, i had another idea: making human-safe "Potions". It worked pretty well, it's based on Oran and Bluk berry juice with some more added ingredients for the taste. Soup helped a lot (with moral soupport). Say hi to SOUP!!!

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Team Clam Raid Checkpoint (Open Starter)

"Ho- Ly- MOTHER OF ZYGARDE" Tix exclaimed. The stood in the middle of a large room which was filled with toys and recreational equipment for pokémon. Around them, around a dozen grunts laying at the ground with their Pokémon, a few trainers with menacing looks on their face standing above them. "Okay Gladio (@team-skull-gladion) did i get that right? You'll go search for other pokémon while i tend to the ones here?"

Looking around, they spotted about 15 terrified looking baby pokémon of different species. Zorua, Poochyen and more.

"Grace? Vinnie? (@trainergraceneedstherapy) what's your plan now?"

"anyways, if you see others of the raid, tell them they can bring UDs and others here. I think we'll get this spot safe."

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if you had 3 wishes, what are you using them on ?

1. Abolish gender norms

2. Make shapeshifting an ability that everyone has

3. Get everyone a beeeeeg milkshake or smoothie except for Ghetsis Harmonia.

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HEY what's you guys' favourite kind of ice cream?

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[attached is a high quality close up of a Arbok staring into the camera.] @teralazedeal

Hello friend! Aren't you a wonderful little creature! Would you like a little pet? Maybe a snacc? What a magnificent crest you have (though i can see only like... a third of it lol)!

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Hey guys!

This is a kinda short notice invitation, and honestly there's not even much happening, but this Sunday, September 3rd is Coffees Birthday! We won't be having a big party or anything, but everyone who visits will get a free Coffee-balloon!

The garden is open as usual though, so if you're gonna throw a dance party there, i won't stop you!