#tjokes

[scienceprofessorquotes]

There's a small difference between you and me. That’s experience.

mineralogy professor

[marblesnightlamp]

We all know this problem.

[scienceprofessorquotes]

Physics is an eternal chaos. You have to adapt to this condition and like it or you become mathematician.

Theoretical Physicist

[scienceprofessorquotes]

You should were gloves while doing this or you might be infected with silly ideas.

Geochemistry Prof

[scienceprofessorquotes]

What happened 200 Ma ago?

It’s the reason why flights from Europe to America are so expensive, it’s the opening of the atlantic ocean.

-geology professor

[scienceprofessorquotes]

I can smack you on your right and you won’t feel it on your left. I can smack you on your right and left and your tongue still won’t feel it.

It’s like metamorphosis, it propagates inwards, but slowly

-Mineralogy professor about unchanged parts during metamorphosis.

[scienceprofessorquotes]

There has to be a small difference between you and me, that’s experience.

Mineralogy professor

[scienceprofessorquotes]

If you leave plants for have a year without water - I know that - they try to reproduce. That’s a stress reaction, plants do this, people do this.

My mineralogy professor