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the pope dying on Easter Monday would've gone hard back in the day. full on embroidered carpets, bible revisions, and martyr/devil implications hard. sigh

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I'm so excited for my dear friend Jonathan Harker. he's landed a really sweet gig WITH travel and accommodation included. things are finally looking up for my bud and I can't wait to hear all about his travels (he's promised to write)

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agriculture is only the best human invention because it led to mice and rats being attracted to our settlements which in turn attracted cats and thus the domestication of cats took place. we were fine with the berries, but cats, now cats were worth the hassle

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trekkies on the Kirk tag today

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I'm not exactly sure what I'm working on, but it's something

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our eyes open. its may. another loop has begun. you sigh. maybe things will be different this time around. who's getting groundhog dayed?

Jonathan

Dracula

Mina

Van Helsing

Renfield

Lucy

somehow still Bill Murray

Voting ended onMay 12, 2025

please justify your answers in the comments, and feel free to add other contenders. no, the inventor of coca cola is not a valid answer.

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I'm all for body hair positivity, but WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE COUNT HAS HAIRS GROWING IN THE PALM OF HIS HAND ?? surely this tale cannot get any stranger

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things that suck about dracula

1. is a landlord

2. knows lawyer stuff

3. wants to move to England

4. and then I guess the whole vampire thing