Some Sleepy Boy Inc. Headcanons because I feel like it.
- Technically, Phil’s still human. The wings and extended lifespan were a gift from the gods after his endeavors in hardcore caught their eye. This is how Wilbur (and potentially Tommy) are still human.
- He still however, does have some birdlike traits in the form of frequent whistling and a penchant for shiny things.
- One wing is more shredded than the other. He overlapped them when protecting Wilbur from the blast of the tnt.
- Wilbur isn’t the first child Philza has outlived. He is however, the first Phil cut down himself.
- He can’t identify every single member of the murder that follows him around, but he can identify frequent visitors by their appearance and or certain trinkets they give him.
- He has multiple copies of the Art of War, due to the fact that multiple people have annotated the novel. He likes comparing the annotations and seeing what conclusions people have drawn from the text. Techno’s absolute favorite copy however, is a reprint of the original which is of course, in Chinese.
- The crown was taken from the first monarch unfortunate enough to earn Techno’s ire. He thought it made for an ironic trophy. He has other trophies, but the crown is his favorite.
- Techno has a very subtle vocal stim and only Philza knows about it. When happy or otherwise amused, Techno does a pig snort. He's actually a little embarrassed about it but Philza doesn't think anything of it. The ‘heh?’ is another vocal stim, but he’s not as self conscious about it.
- Do not refer to him as ‘Uncle Techno’. He will get misty eyed and try to pass it off as allergies.
- He’s so used to hearing the voices that if they were somehow removed, Techno would have a very hard time functioning due to being unable to handle the sudden silence.
- Knows how to read music along a little music composition skill. There’s a few bits of sheet music tucked away in hidden corners in Pogtopia.
- Would say he didn’t know Fundy’s dead name, but whether or not he was telling the truth is a question for the ages.
- Gave Tommy a copy of his ‘pogtopia’ coat in hopes the boy would come around to ‘being the bad guys’. Niki was another recipient of a copy of the coat.
- During his spiral, Wilbur would swing back and forth between his deteriorating mental state and an odd sort of self awareness. He’d become aware of how far he was falling. Unfortunately, between the sunk cost fallacy and knowing there was no way of backing out, Wilbur went ahead with his plans.
- Favored alcoholic drink during exile was vodka. It was easy to hide in different drinks.
- There’s one portion of the Prime Path he trips up on no matter how many times he’s tried to remember it’s there.
- His copy of Wilbur’s coat was worn during his second exile. Tommy swapped it out for something warmer during his time with Technoblade. Currently, it lies in his ender chest right alongside his L’manberg uniform. He hopes he never has to wear either again.
- Starting during the second exile, Tommy feels constantly cold. Some of his trips to the nether were simply to try and warm up next to the lava. Not even being revived by Dream seems to have gotten it to stop. Depression be like that.
- Doesn’t completely understand beekeeping, but bringing it up gets Tubbo to lighten up like nothing else, so it’s worth it.
- After having tnt repeatedly detonated right in front of him for weeks on end, Tommy’s starting to go deaf. His left ear is losing hearing quicker than his right, unsure of what to do, he’s pretending that nothing’s wrong.