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[riordanuniverse]

Carter: Jellyfish have survived for 600,000 years without brains...

Sadie: TERRIFIC!

Carter: why’s that?

Sadie: There’s a ray of hope for you bro!

[riordanuniverse]

Sadie: Say it.

Carter: *sighs* I need your help.

Sadie: shhh

Carter: what-?

Sadie: I’m s a v o r i n g this moment.

[riordanuniverse]

Sadie: Guys, did you know toothpaste is technically, “minty bone soap”?

Carter, Zia: *not even surprised*

Walt: nO- NO NOT THIS AGAIN-

[riordanuniverse]

Sadie: You cannot say you had an epic childhood, if you never tasted Play-Doh before.

[riordanuniverse]

Zia: Sadie, what’s your New Years resolution?

Sadie: To be nicer to Carter..

Zia: ...but when you greated him this morning, you called him “the burnt potato chip that no one eats” how is that nice?

Sadie: It’s better then bitch.

[riordanuniverse]

Sadie: Ya know what I’m confused about? HOW THE HELL DO MERMAIDS HAVE SEGGS—?