Riordanverse characters as things my friends and I have said (part one)
Cupid to Nico: You’re already fighting for your life, how you gonna be gay AND mean?
Leo: They called the firefighters cause the fits are too fire
Iris: Let me tell you homos about the true meaning of the rainbow…
Piper: Text me later I’m at the beach
Percy to the gods at the ripe age of 12: Y’all my biggest fans fr
Drew probably: How you gonna tell me to sit down when I’m afraid that outfit doesn’t cut it either
Percy to the Minotaur: How’s that big bummed, fee fi fo fummed headed ass thumb gonna threaten me AND my momma like that and think they getting away with it?
Alex: Yo mind spinning too much on this, your head might as well be a pottery wheel
Frank in tears: GUYS I FINALLY KNOW WHY DOJA SAID “Call him Ed Sheeran” She’s referring to the lyric his song where he says “I’m in love with your body” !!
Carter to Sadie: Stop saying W rizz when you can say the more sophisticated origin of that phrase, charisma…
Literally everyone to Jason: get you and your bifocals outta here
Hazel: Stop asking me to BeReal. I’d say I’m an honest person myself.
Carter: Sadie, you’ve dyed your hair so much, you make Kellogg’s Rice Krispies jealous with it’s snap, crackle, pop.