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[vcsavi]

ladies, it’s okay. you’re both a ho.

[beastestboy]

i, garfield “crocboy” logan, like eating all of taras snacks like a gremlin and i call her mama because i think its cute plus i like when she calls me baby boy

[justgeokineticthings]

cancel valentines day not because im bitter and single but because if you really need a day to remind you to treat your significant other special then you're an idiot that probably needs reminding for other basic living things like wiping your ass and breathing

[justgeokineticthings]

i cant believe. garfield beastboy logan. forgot my birthday and doesnt even care???

[justgeokineticthings]

spiders arent valid and im going to kill all of them

[justgeokineticthings]

living with a bear sounds cool

[justgeokineticthings]

How to Kill the Awful Immortal Mercenary That Raised You an essay by me