Midway thru shaving my bush and I can hear Toby's voice whining in the back of my head. He'd be so upset

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Midway thru shaving my bush and I can hear Toby's voice whining in the back of my head. He'd be so upset
Every time my t prescription gets disrupted and I gotta get back on it my long-suffering followers get to deal with the spike in hornyposting until I level out again. It seems to have chosen Jey Uso this time. No ETA on its end sorry not sorry
how long can a thing of lube be open for before you should probably toss it
i got laid the other day and so bad bc today i thought: wow its like in ao3
aaaaah my sleep has been rlly irregular & it hasnt been refreshing in the slightest…
Im so tired.
succession characters as things ive done in therapy
kendall: answering any question with "Uh huh." and being like 😐😐😐 for the entire session, except for when i started sobbing violently about how life has no meaning and there is no god for five minutes before my time was up.
roman: laughing loudly for like . the good half of two minutes after my therapist asked about my sex life. then our conversation went like, "its. normal" "can you elaborate?" "No."
shiv: using up my hour and a half to complain about menial things and side-stepping any question she'd ask about my childhood. then being like well that was nice and productive :)
stewy: not having gone to therapy FOR YEARS because *i knew for a fact* that my best friend from middle school was more insane than i was. im literally normal you should see the other guy. what do you mean more than one person's allowed to have a personality disorder
cairn sobbing and crying to sit with me in the bathroom while I'm shitting
that post was when i was tripping balls in the retirement home parking lot across from my aunts place in quebec and thinking of that jfk post and like let myself imagine a giant dragon flying in over those trees. either way when lys and i went down for my moms birthday is when we finally had the wanna be gfs talk in that same parking lot and the moon on the second night was so beautiful idk man that parking lot is such a smoke spot and now im probably gonna be there for the holidays and thinking of the christmas dragon with lys. getting emotional man whats with this uhauling crap