#tmpgisedit

[kiegotakami]

You didn't think I was gonna just join your cheer squad just to be bossed around by the likes of you, did you?

[ravenclairee]

[jonathanssweatercollection]

Trisha Cappelletti + TV Tropes

Let me tell you a little story about some best friends I happen to know very well. Their names are Matt and Ben. They wrote a movie together, and won a fucking Oscar! That's right, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck teamed up together and won a fucking Oscar! They split up and went their separate ways, and that’s when Reindeer Games happened, Gigli happened. No one wants to buy a fucking zoo, Matt Damon! But when they got back together, beautiful art happened! I’m talking Argo, The Town; I'm talking Gone Girl! That shit was AMAZING! Brittnay, Mackenzie. There are only two things I care about in this world one of them is the cheer squad, and the other is the career of Ben Affleck. And I’ve seen one RISE FROM THE ASHES! AND I WANT TO SEE ANOTHER! So, what’s it gonna be?

[emilyjeanstone]

[kiegotakami]

You know, I've gotta say. I kinda like what she's done with the place...

[kiegotakami]

I heard that you're going around calling me a fucking liar. Where did you hear that? Oh, I don't know, like, 35 seconds ago. I said where not when, you idiot.

[kiegotakami]

Oh. So you dream about me, huh? Say one more thing, Shay. Interrupt me one more time; I will put your face through that goddamn locker.

[kiegotakami]

Do you think anyone will notice I’m bald?