#tms commentary

[fruitloopy-blog]

TMS Comms – Jimmy and Daggers.

After discussing a game called ‘Hot Car’ that cricketers play (and I assume others) that involves boys being dumb, rather than ‘Hot Men’ in cars.

Jimmy: … Just back to the Cricket for a minute. I sometimes wonder why, Liam Plunkett strapping bloke…

*Me: Yes Jimmy. I like where this is going*

 Jimmy:…. Small boundaries and he has gone for a ramp, I often, the deft like, and then the bowler sort of picked up on that then bowled it wide and he can’t get any bat on it.

 *Me: oh… that didn’t go where I was hoping*

[youreamonocoque]

Looking as great as ever

[fruitloopy-blog]

Love a swanny-ism

Swanny to Simon Mann: you’re the jam in my doughnut.

[fruitloopy-blog]

Listening to TMS - Jimmy and Daggers

Jimmy: it’s Shikhar Dhawan

Daggers: it is! I always think Shikhar Dhawan should be fighting crime with that mustache.

Me: He won’t be a good as Titch and Woakes!

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“How does that sound for you [James Anderson End]?” “A bit odd” 

[flyingpochama948]

Jack In The Box I'm so sorry they wasted your costume like that. You deserved a better celebrity.

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Btw the cricket social is brilliant

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Please tell me that what they said on TMS isn’t true and that Joe didn’t actually let Stokesy cut his hair...