#tnfrdta

[wastingyourgum]

[ramsaybaggins]

The Cryptid Factor live today was sure something. Not sure how I'm alive.

They were talking about a tennis player and how his serve tell was sticking his tongue out and the direction it went. Rhys then asked if he did the same thing during cunnilingus and then did an impression I mostly missed because I was dying in my seat. Throughout the rest of the show he then kept sticking his tongue out that way.

There was lots of talk of Rhys getting people off.

There was talk from both Buttons and Rhys about wanting and then having Nessie inside them.

Then Dan spent a large part of the end of the episode sitting on Buttons' knee.

IT SURE WAS SOMETHING, FOLKS. IT SURE WAS SOMETHING.

[innfinders-innkeepers]

I don't have words. I'm just going to leave them here.

[baggnshield]

most endearing thing about rhys girlies (gn) is that you send them any picture of rhys, a picture they've seen before, and their response is always gonna be akin to someone experiencing all the circles of hell at once

[mxmollusca]

As we all know, 43% of Rhys Darby's charm is follicular.

We here at the Totally Normal for Rhys Darby Tumblr Association know this because we've studied it. We have authored numerous, qualitative, longitudinal projects to examine the relationship between factors such as general disarray, the apparent presence or absence of styling products, length, color, and era, as well as the effect these factors have on what we call the Darby Derangement Level™. We have concluded that the following configurations provoke exceedingly high levels of Derangement. You have been warned.

[bucketsofodo13]

[funforahermit]

I'm starting the Totally Feral For Rhys Darby Tumblr Association, for people who DON'T want to bite him, shake him, push him down a hill, or inflict various other creative ways of bullying on him

not because I'm judging those urges but simply because I don't share them and I feel alone

Join me if you would let him step on you, or bring him coffee, or massage his feet, let's go unhinged in the other direction

Just an alternative approach, not a rivalry. I know there are people who swing both ways.

[charie-caphine]

One of the differences between Rhys Darby and Stede Bonnet is that the former knows exactly how wildly sexually attractive he is and is not afraid to use it for evil*.

*I've been personally victimised.