Dec 14, 2025
my next fic is literally just price “i can fix that”-ing his way into your pants
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my next fic is literally just price “i can fix that”-ing his way into your pants
i’ve been so over writing smut lately my next scene is just going to be madlibs. he (verb) on her (adjective)(body part) till she (verb)
if only i could find a photo of a frog with a cigarette in its mouth that isn’t ai or unethical. in a perfect world the cigarette is wanted by the frog after a long hard day or somebthn. rested gently between its lips by its own volition. it would complete my ecosystem. it’s so hard being a dreamer. send frog pics.
i always handmake a little gift for everyone for christmas (i’ve done earrings, necklaces, mini bob ross paintings etc.) and this year i decided to do salt dough ornaments thinking it cant be that hard. wrong. it’s sisyphean. torturous. i’ve dried up like a prune and started way to late.
the cost of 1 (one) ornament? FOUR HOURS and the integrity of my lower back. if i don’t make it tell my family it wasn’t worth it
i took a sip of apple cider vinegar. huge mistake. it’s in my eyeballs and i have not stopped salivating