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Top Five Tony Stark Rp Blogs

For the record, I think all roleplayers are amazing so please don’t get upset if I don’t mention your blog, everyone’s take on a character is different and unique. 

tonyandhisbots

starklycontrasted

richmaninatincan

theblacksmithinarmani

TOAOTS

mrstarkinthetowerwithasuit

did six becuz fuck ur rules.

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okay so like

I don't feel like drafts at all today. so if you're tagged here, I have a draft for you that I will get to tomorrow. 

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once again, I'm really sorry about being shit with replies. Work exhausted the fuck out of me, I literally just laid in my room on the phone naked for like an entire hour, I literally didn't even want to turn on my computer today but I missed a certain someone that everyone should follow  and then I had to deal with like 90 pounds of drama on one of my other blogs that I've now deleted so, ugh, this has not been my day. Because like at least two people are mad at me and three people were sending me hate off anon, even. It was not a fun time. And I've decided to never post about my feelings on tumblr again. That's it. I'm just going to keep them to myself from now on. 

So anyway, if you're tagged here, this is basically just me apologizing for being slower than molasses. I have your reply and as soon as I awake after my sleep coma I'm going to go put myself in, I'm going to draftsplode and you all will get that reply, I promise. Thank you again for your patience and not being a huge bag of dicks. I appreciate people who are good to me. 

I'm sorry I'm a fucking shit partner lately. 

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I have to be bed now omg I have to go to work in like six hours. Stop being distracting you little shits. 

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Super Husbands

If you can think of a ship, i will answer these questions for them

who cooks normally?: Steve. Definitely Steve. Unless the taste of burnt lasagna is something you enjoy, Steve keeps Tony out of his kitchen. 

how often do they fight?: How often don’t they fight? 

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Video calls, phone calls, text messages (of all sorts) they rarely sever contact, Tony gets called out a lot in meetings for being on his phone. 

nicknames for each other?:There is always the usual pet names of ‘baby’ and ‘honey’ but Steve has one really emasculating name like Tonycake or Tonypie, that Tony pretends to hate but secretly adores and he ‘retaliates’ with ‘Spangles’ or ‘Capcake’ which make Steve blush and he pretends to be irritated by but secretly loves as well.. 

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Real talk, Tony probably pays for everything before they even get to the restaurant. 

who steals the covers at night?: Steve probably because he swears that Tony keeps the tower at arctic levels, but Tony doesn’t mind, because Steve steals him at night too, pulling Tony closer to leach his body heat. 

what would they get each other for gifts?: Tony makes attempts to be romantic with flowers and chocolates (and apology blow jobs are definitely a thing) Steve tried buying him electronics once and then decided to stick to flowers, alcohol and evenings alone. 

who remembers things?: Steve and Jarvis. 

who cusses more?: Tony Tony Tony Tony

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Steve would mother hen Tony with or against his will. Tony would threaten to/actually destroy who ever had hurt his Steeb. 

who kissed who first?: Tony kissed Steve first and Steve blushed and hesitantly returned the kiss. 

who made the first move?: Tony. Steve’s too shy and nervous for his own good, used to living in a world where a man and another man isn’t something that’s widely accepted if at all. 

who started the relationship?: Steve decided he needed consistency. And he eased Tony into the commitment. 

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My 1000+ followers vid. I answer some shit. I gush about some people. If I didn't gush about you, I'm sorry, I love you all okay. I also get really emotional about my girlfriend and Kite.

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Date Night

Since they had adopted Peter, Tony and Steve really hadn't been given much alone time together. Neither one of them wanted to let him out of their sight for more than just a quick trip to the grocery store for the first few months so they'd never tried to get a baby sitter, when they finally decided that it was quite necessary that they set up a date night at the very least, once every two weeks, it had taken them another month just to find one that they could trust to watch their son being the over protective parents that they were, they were rather picky in this process.

Once they found the perfect sitter though, they were quick to set up their first date night. It had been so long since either of them had even had the time to even remotely care what they looked like. Infants kept you on your feet and they also kept you out of fancy clothing for fear of being messed upon. So when Steve finally gets the opportunity to really do his hair and fix it up perfectly, he decides to take it.

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Do you... you know.. fondue?

I fucking laughed so fucking hard I literally came close to pissing myself. Four for you Nonnie CoCo. You go Nonnie CoCo.

"I’m married to Tony Stark, I’ll let you put two and two together."