#toastpoasts

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i love having no money / not enough to buy certain things when i play as the regent because, like, YOU KNOW his ass is SO EMBARRASED about not having enough money to get what he wants.

the merchant? telling HIM he can't afford something? he is shaking his fist silently at the player, tears running down his cheeks

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love the idea of grace using slang around rocky, especially some he's picked up around students.

i'm just imagining grace saying "type shit" in response to something rocky says, just for rocky to get REALLY CONFUSED, and ask "How Rocky type shit, question?"

Grace then falls over from laughing too hard.

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pro tip!

if someone in your life suffers with paranoia, hallucinations, or anything similar, it's not always the best to just tell them it's not happening.

one example! i was fully convinced that there were bugs in our water. despite constant reassurance from everyone else, i could not shake the feeling that our water was contaminated.

so for that part of my life, my dad would always show me his decontamination of the water. he'd boil the water in front of me (sometimes multiple times), and pour it into a glass he'd clean in front of my eyes. then he'd drink it, swirl it around, and announce

"No bugs!"

telling someone that what they're seeing isn't real doesn't do anything but make them feel worse. but proving to them that if it were real, then they are safe, makes all the difference.