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Tobias: Wonderful to have you home, son.

Aaron: What's going on? Mom, you told me Dad fell down all the stairs.

Valerie: Oh? Must've been a typo. Anyway, if you'll just step into this room. *ushers Aaron into a room full of high-class, high-status women*

Aaron: What is this?

Valerie: An intervention.

Tobias: We know that you're the only single in your group of friends.

Valerie: We're trying to help you.

Aaron: I'm leaving.

Aaron as a child: Mom said I was born premature. What does that mean?

Tobias: It means you were born too early, son.

Tobias: *sips whiskey*

Tobias: In fact, you're still too early.

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