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love when characters have to have a domestication arc before you can even consider giving them a redemption arc

fuckyeahsnackables

#zylas #YOU CAN'T TELL ME IT'S NOT #the guild codex #demonized #zylas et vh'alyir #sfw

-Zylas, no, really

#the guild codex: demonized #zylas et vh'alyir #sfw

Tori: How petty are you? Aaron: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

#the guild codex: spellbound #tori dawson #aaron sinclair #sfw #source: ???

Robin: I just need to hear those three little words Zylas: I love you Robin: Try again Zylas, grumbling: I will behave

#priorities #source: ???#the guild codex: demonized #robin page #zylas et vh'alyir #sfw

Kai: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeves Ezra: I think you meant 'cards' Aaron: He did not Kai, pulling out knives: I did not

#source: twitter #which in itself was an incorrect 'x' handle so who knows at this point #the guild codex: spellbound #ezra rowe #aaron sinclair #kai yamada #i like to think that ezra tries to be the voice of reason for the boys #but there's just no stopping their rampant chaos #he tries to put the horrifying sh*t they say in a good light but #alas #the light source is a raging inferno #and aaron started it #sfw

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Zylas in his original summoning circle: I’ll never talk.

Robin, sharpening a knife: I have ways of making people talk.

Zylas: It won’t work - I’ll never tell you anything!

Robin: *cuts slice of cake*

Zylas:

Zylas: Give me some.

Robin: Cake is for talkers.

#the guild codex: demonized #source: cyanide and happiness #i very distinctly recall this comic and it is PERFECT for these idiots #zylas et vh'alyir #robin page #LITERALLY THEM #sfw

Tori: If you found out you have one day left to live, what would you do with it? Ezra: Say goodbye and mend my relationships. Zak: Something illegal. Kai: Accept my fate. Aaron: I would message 10 people on Facebook saying if they didn't forward this message to 10 people, I would die tomorrow.

#source: ?#tori dawson #kai yamada #ezra rowe #aaron sinclair #zak #the guild codex: spellbound #i actually never read those books past the first #even though i bought all of them #just expected to like it more than i did i guess #maybe i'm just annoyed that it wasn't a harem story after all lol #sfw

Darius: So in your resume it says you're creative. Robin: Yes. Darius: Okay. May I know what you create? Robin: Problems.

#source: tumblr #incorrect quotes #the guild codex: demonized #robin page #the guild codex #darius king #the crow and hammer #sfw

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Zylas: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Robin: No, that's not how you make cookies. Amalia: FLOOR IT!! Zylas: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!? Robin: YOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN- Zylas: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! Amalia: DO IT! Robin: NO-

#source: ???#zylas et vh'alyir #robin page #amalia harper #the guild codex: demonized #cookies #sfw

crownprincessoftherusalkas

Aaron: Thanks Dad

Everyone:…

Aaron: What?

Kai: You just called Darius “Dad”

Aaron: No I didn’t I said “thanks man”

Darius: Do you see me as a father figure, Aaron?

Aaron: No, if anything I see you as a bother figure

Ezra: Hey, show your father some respect

#accurate #source: brooklyn 99 #the guild codex: spellbound #aaron sinclair #kai yamada #darius king #ezra rowe #this scene goes on for so much longer and it's amazing

crownprincessoftherusalkas

Robin: How petty are you?

Zylas: I once edited a Wikipedia page to win an argument I was wrong about.

#i doubt zylas has the technological know-how to do that #but he would if he could #the guild codex: demonized #zylas et vh'alyir #robin page #sfw #source: ???

titanialioness

Zylas: I scare people lots because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms so when they turn around I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me

Tori: How did you get in my house??

Zylas: Exactly

#source: tumblr #if it's something else then idk it #the guild codex: demonized #the guild codex: spellbound #zylas et vh'alyir #tori dawson #sfw

#the guild codex: demonized #robin page #zylas et vh'alyir #sfw #mostly

Zak, draped dramatically on the doorstep of Crow & Hammer: So I hear you like adopting people with a tragic backstory, minimal friends, horrible parents and self-esteem issues.

Darius:

Darius: Get off the dirty floor or you're grounded.

#source: tumblr #zakariya andrii #darius king #crow & hammer #the guild codex: unveiled #sfw

Zylas, to himself: I'm just gonna carefully drop a few hints here and there that I might like her. Gotta play it cool, ya know. Don't want to seem too desperate or forward. Keep it low-key, as the kids say.

*a few hours later*

Robin: Hey did you eat all th-

Zylas: Marry me.

#source: tumblr #zylas et vh'alyir #robin page #the guild codex: demonized #sfw

Tori: My life...is a BioWare game.

Ezra: Explain.

Darius: Disappointing lack of gay romance.

Lienna: Constantly wishing I had better hair.

Clara: Eyebrows are a wreck.

Amalia: Makeup lighting different than original application.

Kit: Things always sound worse spoken than thought of in head.

Zylas: I mean to say something nice but it comes out sarcastic.

Ezra: At one point, everything is going to crash.

Zak: Everywhere I go it all looks the same.

Kai: Sarcastic friends with questionable morality.

Robin: Decisions stress me out.

Aaron: I just really want a dog.

Zora: My decisions and choices don't really matter in the end.

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