#tobiisms

[musesofchaos]

*kicks itachi* stay away from the love of my life & son!!! His name is Tobi Jr Ame Akatsuki!! He’s not an Uchiha! - @tobiisms

"Tobi. Deidara would rather blow himself up then have sex with you. Also, that's not a name."

[infernoparadis]

@tobiisms said: "That’s right! Because Senpai has me! And Tobi-Jr!”

"No, I don't! And quit calling my son that, hn! That's not his name!"

[infernoparadis]

*big smooch on the cheek* you don’t have to lie to me, senpai~ i’ll be a father to our little tobi-jr! - @tobiisms at deidara.

"Tobi Jr.? Tobi Jr.!? Never I think there'd be a worse name than 'Amaterasu' for my son but there it is, hn! And if you ever try and kiss me again, I'll punch your teeth so far down your throat the next time you go to the dentist, they'll have to look at them through your asshole!"

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[infernoparadis]

*loud gasp* am i the father?! - @tobiisms at deidara

"Go away, Tobi! Only thing worse than having Itachi as the father is you!"

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[abyssaldespair]

“I made you breakfast! Don’t pout! It’s not cute, Obitoes!” - @tobiisms

"I don't need to eat, especially not whatever this is that you call food."

[abyssaldespair]

*pokes head with a really long stick* “Pssst! Obitoes? Are you still mad?” - @tobiisms

"Does it really matter?"

[karenuhana-archived]

“No need to be shy! I understand I am irresistible but I would never turn down a pretty little thang like you~” - @tobiisms // take a hint tobi!

" ........tobi, i am getting in the mood to hurt you. but i cannot do that, you know? i cannot hurt you or your precious little friend. "

" besides, i am too much for you to handle, anyway. "

[karenuhana-archived]

“OooooOoh! Konan-senpai has a crush on me! Hehe! I saw that picture you have of us! Shall I take you to dinner?” - @tobiisms // pls hurt him

" i don't. i don't have a crush on you. go take a hike, tobi, i don't have enough patience to deal with you. "